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originally posted by: HD3DSURROUNDSOUND
With all the Chuck Norris jokes around lately I think this is a fairly important question and one we all should have asked ourselves before voting...
Who did Chuck Norris vote for?
With that in mind here are a few favorite Chuck Norris jokes of mine:
1. Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!!
2. In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
3. There once was a street called Chuck Norris, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris for president!