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Politics in real life. . . . not on the internet

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posted on Nov, 11 2016 @ 05:26 PM
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I posted this in a thread but I thought it deserved it's own place in the lexicon of strife and turmoil.


. . . . . . . .At work today I had a serious conversation with my staff. Even Gunther, the sad German intern.

I told them that they are free to their beliefs but regardless of what they believe, please try to be professional.

So the whole disrespectful lot of them placed a big sign on my office door that said, "Trump supporter inside, beat him".

I should fire them.


We laughed and laughed.

Then I deported Gunther and fired them all.

Kidding. Though I did make Gunther cry a little.

But really, most people, I'd say 98.437% don't really give a crap.

It makes good drama and keyboard warriors such as myself, enjoy the battles that take place on the cyber-battlefield of the internet. But in real life?

Meh.

People still have to go to work, we want to keep what we earn regardless of who is in office.

So while I will still be a thorn in the side of all the authoritarian leftists, take heart comrades!


It doesn't really matter what you or I say.

It does matter what we do. That's who we are. You can call yourself this or that, you can call me this or that.

But the only person who can actually define me is myself.



Now I must take a sharp stick to Gunther and make him cry in the coffee maker. Tears make the best cup of coffee.




posted on Nov, 11 2016 @ 05:33 PM
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You are already forced to coexist with those people for food, why would you poison the well more talking about politics religion or anything really.

Be polite with your coworkers, you are not there to be friends



posted on Nov, 11 2016 @ 05:34 PM
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It doesn't really matter what you or I say.

"there is nothing really to say " - someguy



"Trump supporter inside, beat him"

sieg heil mein fuhrer




posted on Nov, 11 2016 @ 05:37 PM
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originally posted by: Indigent
You are already forced to coexist with those people for food, why would you poison the well more talking about politics religion or anything really.

Be polite with your coworkers, you are not there to be friends


I'm actually there to be their overlord. I tolerate the underlings because when I make them dance, it amuses me.
edit on 11-11-2016 by DBCowboy because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 11 2016 @ 05:40 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

IRL the consensus is "Yeah those douches both #ing suck".

and mention the third angle of the JFK assassination.



posted on Nov, 11 2016 @ 05:41 PM
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originally posted by: Indigent
You are already forced to coexist with those people for food, why would you poison the well more talking about politics religion or anything really.


Was that a mispell, did you mean poison the Wall.



posted on Nov, 11 2016 @ 05:42 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

my message was for the scrubs, a boss is not a coworker, he is not at your level and you should not even look at him at the face, kneel while he walks or something



posted on Nov, 11 2016 @ 05:46 PM
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a reply to: Indigent

I like humble whimpering when I walk by.

It amuses me almost as much as the dances I make them do when I finally decide to pay them.



posted on Nov, 11 2016 @ 05:46 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

But really, most people, I'd say 98.437% don't really give a crap.



That's right


Sadly as always the 1.563% is having a massive-circle-jerk-episode again.



posted on Nov, 11 2016 @ 05:47 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

if you were my boss
i'd gradually fill your desk drawers with sugar
over the course of months
till you started going mad...



posted on Nov, 11 2016 @ 05:50 PM
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originally posted by: kibric
a reply to: DBCowboy

if you were my boss
i'd gradually fill your desk drawers with sugar
over the course of months
till you started going mad...


If you were my employee, you wouldn't be able to afford sugar!




posted on Nov, 11 2016 @ 06:21 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy




It amuses me almost as much as the dances I make them do when I finally decide to pay them.


hahaha...you said you're their boss...but you didn't clarify if you own the business or not - either way you may have an unfair dismissal or bullying lawsuit coming your way.



posted on Nov, 11 2016 @ 06:34 PM
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a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight

If I allowed them access to phones, internet, freedom, you might be right.



posted on Nov, 11 2016 @ 07:54 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy



If you were my employee


every morning before you got to work
i'd sit on your chair and warm it up
really print my warm buns into your chair

the uncomfortable realisation
of sitting in a warm chair
quickly panicked by the thought
did they go balls out..

questions for your soul..
had the warmth of another mans buttocks crossed a personal boundary...?
could you get used to this....?


edit on 11-11-2016 by kibric because: boo



posted on Nov, 11 2016 @ 09:05 PM
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a reply to: kibric

You're sitting in my farts.

Think about that.





posted on Nov, 11 2016 @ 09:09 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

ahhh god

MY BALLS....



obliterated by your logic bomb



posted on Nov, 11 2016 @ 09:59 PM
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a reply to: kibric

He is the boss for a reason after all



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