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originally posted by: djz3ro
Hey AugustusMasonicus, do you get the impression some people are speed reading your OP and think you voted for the frontrunning female candidate as opposed to zazz?
Does she even know you voted for her btw?
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: DBCowboy
Don't make me read her WikiLeaks.
Please, for the love of god, don't make me read it!
I could only imagine what she's hiding. We'd probably find the Lindbergh Baby and certain Mr. Hoffa.
originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Did you really punch that in?
You are very naughty making this thread.
I better get an election party happening now, suppose you are invited.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
Yeah, you heard me, I did it. In an election cycle that made me want to vomit and which ran counter to everything I think our great country should espouse I listened to people who kept screaming, 'Vote your conscience!!!!!'. So I did.
I am sure many of you are saying, 'Augie, I thought you were voting for Thomas Jefferson?!?!?' Well, I did not for him, because, news flash, he's dead and dead guys cannot do doodley squat. As I stood there in the voting booth I had an epiphany, a revelation, an out of body experience were I realized that I am NOT going to throw my vote away for someone that cannot win (bless you anyway Thomas Jefferson) or worse, someone I cannot tolerate. I instead voted for someone who is not going to insult half the country, who is not going to make me ashamed to be an American, to not make me feel like I had to hold my nose when I pulled the lever for them, who actually is closer to my political views then I thought and who I think would actually do a spectacular job.
I voted for her because she has common sense, because she has integrity and because she is intelligent. I voted for her because she is level headed, considerate of others and a genuinely nice person, and yes, I really do believe that last part. So should you.
'But what about the drawbacks?!?!?!', you may be saying. I am willing to overlook these to prevent catastrophe, not only here but abroad. We need someone who understands foreign relations, how to negotiate, how to relate and interact with other people. She can do this. So what that she has a few minor character flaws? I can forgive those. So what that I may not agree with every single thing she says? She makes sense more often than not. So what that she may not be able to get every little political issue passed with little to no Congressional support? She will work to unite people instead of divide them. So what that she may not even be a legal citizen? I heard the same thing about Obama.
I can live with these things and so should you. Stop getting sucked into partisan politics and do what you know is right. If you have not already voted then join me and helping to make history, join me in bucking the system and trying to prevent a despicable human being from becoming the President of the United States of America!
And for those of you who may not believe I actually did this scroll down for your proof...
Wait for it...
Yeah, I voted Zazz for President. You know why? Because she would do a better job than any of the ding dongs running. Oh, and before you think that taking a picture of me voting is illegal, I did my homework, unlike that potato head Justin Timberwolf, no laws here in New Jersey about taking pictures in the voting booth! So join me in making America really, really, realy great again and get with her, vote Zazz 2016!
Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Lock her up! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! In my basement! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz!
Oh, and P.S. Zazz, when you get to the White House don't forget to appoint me Secretary of Cocktails. You're gonna need copious amounts of booze to deal with 4 years of this crap.
I Just Voted For A Women For President Of The United States Of America
originally posted by: Sublimecraft
Zazz is an Aussie sleeper - she will now introduce meat pies, crayfish and Ham for the great outdoor Christmas BBQ and everyone will now have to wear Ugg boots in June or pay a bogan tax supplement.
You are screwed.