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I Just Voted For A Woman For President Of The United States Of America

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posted on Nov, 10 2016 @ 11:22 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TerryDon79
No down time for shill upgrades?


Cyberdyne beams them directly to my positronic network.


Damnit!

I didn't know that upgrade was available. Here's me still using the connection via dialup for my upgrades.




posted on Nov, 10 2016 @ 11:51 AM
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I would have voted for zazza

she's soooo cool!!!



posted on Nov, 10 2016 @ 02:50 PM
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originally posted by: JesusXst

I would have voted for zazza

she's soooo cool!!!


We could have used your support, the race was very close, she could have pulled it off.

Damn rigged elections and Electoral College.



posted on Nov, 10 2016 @ 05:54 PM
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I liked her tax plan, but her position on drop bears was a deal-breaker for me.



posted on Nov, 10 2016 @ 05:56 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

I liked her tax plan, but her position on drop bears was a deal-breaker for me.


Yeah, I told her 'A drop bear in every pot' is not exactly a marketable slogan.



posted on Nov, 10 2016 @ 06:04 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I didn't mind changing the nation anthem to "Waltzing Matilda" done with a didgeridoo, but I had to draw the line somewhere.



posted on Nov, 10 2016 @ 06:04 PM
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Since it appears Zazz has abdicated or worse, is ignoring us - see below:




posted on Nov, 10 2016 @ 06:06 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy

I liked her tax plan, but her position on drop bears was a deal-breaker for me.


Yeah, I told her 'A drop bear in every pot' is not exactly a marketable slogan.


If the slogan had been changed to 'A lot of beer in every pot' I guess she would have gotten 80% of the votes easily.



posted on Nov, 10 2016 @ 06:07 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I didn't mind changing the nation anthem to "Waltzing Matilda" done with a didgeridoo, but I had to draw the line somewhere.


So true.

The other tough one was her ultra-pro choice stance where you were able to donate your child to a dingo up to the age of 5.



posted on Nov, 10 2016 @ 06:08 PM
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originally posted by: Sirrurg
If the slogan had been changed to 'A lot of beer in every pot' I guess she would have gotten 80% of the votes easily.


Just like the DNC, the ZNC has some strategizing to do prior to the next election.



posted on Nov, 10 2016 @ 06:09 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: JesusXst
I would have voted for zazza
she's soooo cool!!!

We could have used your support, the race was very close, she could have pulled it off.
Damn rigged elections and Electoral College.


Well, as Zazz's 'self appointed' department director (of some sort) here in my home state...I can see that I need to get busy working toward a win in 2020.

Dolly Parton received 4 more votes than Zazz!



posted on Nov, 10 2016 @ 06:14 PM
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a reply to: Riffrafter

Quit whining already, I'm sure Her majesty has important governmental stuff to do. Like buying 50 pairs of new shoes and a bunch of fitting dresses or so.

You didn't expect her to hold your hand and give you hugs every other day, did ya?



posted on Nov, 10 2016 @ 06:15 PM
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originally posted by: TNMockingbird
Dolly Parton received 4 more votes than Zazz!


Who would piss their vote away like that on someone who obviously had zero chance of winning?



posted on Nov, 10 2016 @ 06:17 PM
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originally posted by: Sirrurg
a reply to: Riffrafter
Quit whining already, I'm sure Her majesty has important governmental stuff to do. Like buying 50 pairs of new shoes and a bunch of fitting dresses or so.
You didn't expect her to hold your hand and give you hugs every other day, did ya?


Wait.
That's not part of it?

Sheesh, I'm going to have to rethink my commitment.



posted on Nov, 10 2016 @ 06:17 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Sirrurg
If the slogan had been changed to 'A lot of beer in every pot' I guess she would have gotten 80% of the votes easily.


Just like the DNC, the ZNC has some strategizing to do prior to the next election.


Indeed. Perhaps add something about free bacon and we should be at 95%.



posted on Nov, 10 2016 @ 06:18 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I didn't mind changing the nation anthem to "Waltzing Matilda" done with a didgeridoo, but I had to draw the line somewhere.


So true.

The other tough one was her ultra-pro choice stance where you were able to donate your child to a dingo up to the age of 5.


Ahh, yes.

The DingoAteMyBaby Act of 2016




posted on Nov, 10 2016 @ 06:21 PM
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originally posted by: Sirrurg
Indeed. Perhaps add something about free bacon and we should be at 95%.


Mmmmm, roo bacon. Maybe throw in some vegemite and we could take it over the top.



posted on Nov, 10 2016 @ 06:22 PM
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originally posted by: Sirrurg
a reply to: Riffrafter

Quit whining already, I'm sure Her majesty has important governmental stuff to do. Like buying 50 pairs of new shoes and a bunch of fitting dresses or so.

You didn't expect her to hold your hand and give you hugs every other day, did ya?



Umm....yeah.

Just a little bit.




posted on Nov, 10 2016 @ 06:23 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Ahh, yes.

The DingoAteMyBaby Act of 2016



If successful we could apply it to end of life care as well.



posted on Nov, 10 2016 @ 06:25 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

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