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I Just Voted For A Woman For President Of The United States Of America

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posted on Nov, 9 2016 @ 03:44 PM
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I'm really going to miss this thread. A veritable ray of sunshine in a very dark time! Thanks AM!!




posted on Nov, 9 2016 @ 03:45 PM
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Was just going to say, make that 26!


Ah well. This topic was the most enjoyable and in its way comforting one in the entirety of the election madness imo, and those few who misinterpreted it should be granted imperial pardons by Zazz in the spirit of inebriated aftermath delirium!

Peace.



posted on Nov, 9 2016 @ 03:49 PM
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originally posted by: olaru12

I'm really going to miss this thread. A veritable ray of sunshine in a very dark time! Thanks AM!!


Thank you my friend, glad you enjoyed it.



posted on Nov, 9 2016 @ 03:51 PM
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originally posted by: AceWombat04
Was just going to say, make that 26!


I'll have Bird update her spread sheet.

It's amazing that people are still not reading the Original Post, they may actually get a little bit of humor in their life instead of being even more politically wound up.





edit on 9-11-2016 by AugustusMasonicus because: Zazz 2020!



posted on Nov, 9 2016 @ 04:03 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Woooooooah there a second!

Birds a she?

That's the second person I thought was a HE when they weren't.



posted on Nov, 9 2016 @ 04:05 PM
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originally posted by: TerryDon79
Birds a she?


If you think a dude has a screen name of 'TN(Tennessee)Mockingbird' I am going to question what dudes you are hanging out with.



posted on Nov, 9 2016 @ 04:07 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I didn't know TN was for Tennessee lol. I thought it was her (well, him up till a few minutes ago) initials.

Am I missing some sort of American humour?



posted on Nov, 9 2016 @ 04:09 PM
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originally posted by: TerryDon79
Am I missing some sort of American humour?


No, just some gonads apparently.



posted on Nov, 9 2016 @ 04:10 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TerryDon79
Am I missing some sort of American humour?


No, just some gonads apparently.


Because of mockingbird?

I'm confused.


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posted on Nov, 9 2016 @ 04:11 PM
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originally posted by: TerryDon79
Because of mockingbird?

I'm confused.


Hold on. I think your pal LiverpoolSparklePuss is PM'ing you.



posted on Nov, 9 2016 @ 04:13 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

She could have been an avid bird watcher and their favourite is a type mockingbird.

I don't know.



posted on Nov, 9 2016 @ 04:15 PM
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a reply to: TerryDon79

As a dude, if my screen name was going to be bird-themed it would have been something like 'NJRaptorThroatRipper'.



posted on Nov, 9 2016 @ 04:16 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I would have had you down as some kind of tit.




posted on Nov, 9 2016 @ 04:17 PM
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originally posted by: TerryDon79
I would have had you down as some kind of tit.



Okay, back on topic, go read the Original Post and tell me who I voted for.



posted on Nov, 9 2016 @ 04:19 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I already know who you voted for :p



posted on Nov, 9 2016 @ 04:23 PM
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Am I missing some sort of American humour?


Bless your heart!





posted on Nov, 9 2016 @ 05:45 PM
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originally posted by: Riffrafter

originally posted by: Riffrafter

originally posted by: Riffrafter
Where is our drunken Queen?

Zazz - don't pull a Hillary so soon. Your subjects await your commands.

In the interim, I am invoking the articles of confederation that I know you will write to take myself out of my time-out so I can get a margarita.

Oh, the humanity....

[1800 Tequila, rocks no salt]

Lacking specific orders from my Queen, I have proceeded to get hammered.

God, I love Tequila...

Zazz? Oh, Zazz?...

Wake up darling...your subjects are revolting.

In addition to the smell related to my previous sentence, they also are milling around aimlessly.

I of course have showered, shaved and dressed as always.

So I am a fine looking drunk as long as I keep still - lol.

God bless me...

Yum!


Ummm Zazz?

ON YOUR FEET SOLDIER!!

Have a little hair of the dog...works wonders. I personally am sipping a breakfast Margarita. I'm hoping your next decree demands good Bloody Mary's in the morning for all of us.

Breakfast of champions!

I and my margarita are leaving the time-out corner. Arrest me if you want - especially if you're serving cocktails on the Slip-N-Slide....

ETA - I'm getting a kitten too. I'm hoping Luke (my German Shepherd) gets along well with what may be our new leader.

On a final note I got a call from the Donald asking if I knew where you were. I was non-committal in my response but if he calls back, I may have to tell him you were cocktailing last night with the rest of us. Veritas and all that, you know...

[Big Silly Grin]






Zazz? Oh, Zazz?

Lacking specific instructions from my queen, I have proceeded to get hammered. But I did so in a way that honors my queen.

But it's now time to take your throne woman!

Your subjects are revolting.

And they are milling around aimlessly in addition to stinking up the place as per above.

I, on the other hand have showered and shaved and am a good representative of our government. As long as I don't have to move of course....or I'll fall flat on my face.




My VISA application to travel to Ecuador has been approved.

Since it appears the queen has abdicated after one day in office, I shall go visit Julian Assange in the embassy there for awhile. I heard he has wild parties and some great stuff to talk about (emails).

Thanks for the one day rule Zazz...I have been forever changed...

Forever your servant,

- Riff


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posted on Nov, 9 2016 @ 05:52 PM
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Would you all just let it go!

Zazz didn't win.

She ran a great campaign, spent a total of 15.99 on magic grape juice, and spent countless minutes campaigning.

But Trump stole the election from her.

I know Augustus snuck debate questions to her hidden in bags of kitty litter, but it didn't help.

She was endorsed by an old guy who collects cans down her street. . . . but it didn't help.

She was a shrimp on the political Barbie, but she fell through the grates of the election process and landed on the coals of loss and despair.

2020.

Just let it go for now!



posted on Nov, 9 2016 @ 06:04 PM
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Dernit..
You took advantage of my drunkness..
Lol
High five
b



posted on Nov, 9 2016 @ 06:05 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
 


Yeah, you heard me, I did it. In an election cycle that made me want to vomit and which ran counter to everything I think our great country should espouse I listened to people who kept screaming, 'Vote your conscience!!!!!'. So I did.

I am sure many of you are saying, 'Augie, I thought you were voting for Thomas Jefferson?!?!?' Well, I did not for him, because, news flash, he's dead and dead guys cannot do doodley squat. As I stood there in the voting booth I had an epiphany, a revelation, an out of body experience were I realized that I am NOT going to throw my vote away for someone that cannot win (bless you anyway Thomas Jefferson) or worse, someone I cannot tolerate. I instead voted for someone who is not going to insult half the country, who is not going to make me ashamed to be an American, to not make me feel like I had to hold my nose when I pulled the lever for them, who actually is closer to my political views then I thought and who I think would actually do a spectacular job.

I voted for her because she has common sense, because she has integrity and because she is intelligent. I voted for her because she is level headed, considerate of others and a genuinely nice person, and yes, I really do believe that last part. So should you.

'But what about the drawbacks?!?!?!', you may be saying. I am willing to overlook these to prevent catastrophe, not only here but abroad. We need someone who understands foreign relations, how to negotiate, how to relate and interact with other people. She can do this. So what that she has a few minor character flaws? I can forgive those. So what that I may not agree with every single thing she says? She makes sense more often than not. So what that she may not be able to get every little political issue passed with little to no Congressional support? She will work to unite people instead of divide them. So what that she may not even be a legal citizen? I heard the same thing about Obama.

I can live with these things and so should you. Stop getting sucked into partisan politics and do what you know is right. If you have not already voted then join me and helping to make history, join me in bucking the system and trying to prevent a despicable human being from becoming the President of the United States of America!

And for those of you who may not believe I actually did this scroll down for your proof...








Wait for it...































Yeah, I voted Zazz for President. You know why? Because she would do a better job than any of the ding dongs running. Oh, and before you think that taking a picture of me voting is illegal, I did my homework, unlike that potato head Justin Timberwolf, no laws here in New Jersey about taking pictures in the voting booth! So join me in making America really, really, realy great again and get with her, vote Zazz 2016!


Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Lock her up! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! In my basement! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz!



Oh, and P.S. Zazz, when you get to the White House don't forget to appoint me Secretary of Cocktails. You're gonna need copious amounts of booze to deal with 4 years of this crap.




No surprize to see you atheists hang together in your minorty little fantasy world.

You left yourself open brotha.
l just took the shot.Sorry.

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