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originally posted by: RickyD
... how many read the first few lines and left angry thinking AM turned Hilary lover in the final minutes of the game.
originally posted by: spacedoubt
I'm not sure who will break the news to her that she is not the leader of the free world. As the OP started this delusion, he may need to be the one.
Warning: Wet works type of blood bath may happen at his local masonic lodge as a result.
Gods speed my friend.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TNMockingbird
I gotta ask, but I think I know the answer because I know you, you put that into a spread sheet, didn't you?
originally posted by: TNMockingbird
Why can't I have any secrets!
originally posted by: Sirrurg
Well, Zazz might not have become president, but she certainly can still be the empress of the free world once she emerges from her drunken coma, no?
originally posted by: Sirrurg
ETA: I'll make sure to write her in during our election next year, though.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: Sirrurg
ETA: I'll make sure to write her in during our election next year, though.
Please do, you Europeans could benefit from some Aussie sensibilities and an injection of their interesting culture.
Their hobbies are quite fun. My favorite is, 'I forgot to check my shoe before I put it on and now the brown recluse got me! Guess how long I have to live?'.
You'll love that one.
originally posted by: Riffrafter
originally posted by: Riffrafter
Where is our drunken Queen?
Zazz - don't pull a Hillary so soon. Your subjects await your commands.
In the interim, I am invoking the articles of confederation that I know you will write to take myself out of my time-out so I can get a margarita.
Oh, the humanity....
[1800 Tequila, rocks no salt]
Lacking specific orders from my Queen, I have proceeded to get hammered.
God, I love Tequila...
Zazz? Oh, Zazz?...
Wake up darling...your subjects are revolting.
In addition to the smell related to my previous sentence, they also are milling around aimlessly.
I of course have showered, shaved and dressed as always.
So I am a fine looking drunk as long as I keep still - lol.
God bless me...
Yum!
Ummm Zazz?
ON YOUR FEET SOLDIER!!
Have a little hair of the dog...works wonders. I personally am sipping a breakfast Margarita. I'm hoping your next decree demands good Bloody Mary's in the morning for all of us.
Breakfast of champions!
I and my margarita are leaving the time-out corner. Arrest me if you want - especially if you're serving cocktails on the Slip-N-Slide....
ETA - I'm getting a kitten too. I'm hoping Luke (my German Shepherd) gets along well with what may be our new leader.
On a final note I got a call from the Donald asking if I knew where you were. I was non-committal in my response but if he calls back, I may have to tell him you were cocktailing last night with the rest of us. Veritas and all that, you know...
[Big Silly Grin]