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I Just Voted For A Woman For President Of The United States Of America

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posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 04:58 PM
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originally posted by: GodEmperor
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

America is going to war.

You voted for one of the candidates who is going to lose that war.

Good job.


Zazz doesn't lose wars.

She spits fire from the heavens and wipes out all that oppose her.





posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 05:00 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

Every cat I ever "owned" (a word I use while suppressing laughter) certainly has. I suspect they're in telepathic communication with their fellows in other "homes" (their cat code word for control sectors.)

Peace.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 05:01 PM
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Zazz will start a war just so she can get her profile on a commemorative coin.

Hopefully it'll be a war with. . . . . . . . . . The French Virgin Islands.

I want to be an occupying force.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 05:01 PM
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a reply to: introvert

I'm losing the war with my sister, we are drinking mummy medicinal grape juice, so I shall bow out of this thread for a bit as I am half in the tank
Be back for my inauguration ...at the wall. New leader, New location.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 05:02 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I figured there would be a few who would have knee jerked and had a go at you (haven't actually read all the thread replies yet, but I'm sure someone must have). So I thought I'd 'be that guy' but have a little fun with it and troll along the way. Nothing like a bit of a goof, but your Op was obviously the masterclass.

I hope others voted Zazz! If you win Zazz, can we have ice-cream free on Fridays? (already wearing the budgie smugglers)


edit on 8-11-2016 by Qumulys because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 05:03 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: introvert

I'm losing the war with my sister, we are drinking mummy medicinal grape juice, so I shall bow out of this thread for a bit as I am half in the tank
Be back for my inauguration ...at the wall. New leader, New location.


We await your return, Dear Leader.

Heil Zazz.


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posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 05:04 PM
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a reply to: introvert

Kisses dear subjects....er citizens




posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 05:04 PM
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originally posted by: Qumulys
I figured there would be a few who would have knee jerked and had a go at you (haven't actually read all the thread replies yet, but I'm sure someone must have).


Sadly, there were more than I expected by a large margin, I only thought it would be one or two.


So I thought I'd 'be that guy' but have a little fun with it and troll along the way. Nothing like a bit of a goof, but your Op was obviously the masterclass.


Well, I am glad you enjoyed it.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 05:04 PM
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a reply to: Qumulys

You should read the whole thread. It's pure evil genius!

BTW, there's got to be at least 20 members who read nothing more than the title. It's a detriment to the site, imho.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 05:05 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

Bye your majihighness!

(Enjoy your *ahem* "medicine")



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 05:06 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You see, she's losing to her sister right now!!

That's who you voted for...



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 05:08 PM
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originally posted by: GodEmperor
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You see, she's losing to her sister right now!!

That's who you voted for...


But do you see that photo she just posted?

How could you NOT vote for her?!



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 05:10 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: introvert

Kisses dear subjects....er citizens


My Queen...er...Ms. President...Your Majesty?

*sigh*

Whichever, I am humbled in your presence lovely.




posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 05:11 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz

originally posted by: Riffrafter

originally posted by: CranialSponge
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

If zazzy wins it means:

- Free lifetime supply of kitty litter
- $40 worth of Whiskas food stamps monthly
- Free spay and neuter clinics on every street corner
- Vegemite will now be a mandatory food staple in every home
- Game of Thrones will be aired every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday
- Butcherguy will be banned from all public parks, pet stores, and scratching posts within 100 yrds






Wait....she's a cat person?

Ruh-Roh...

Say it ain't so Zazz....



Someone strip Riff of their citizenship please.


A thousand pardons Madame. I misspoke and my long time aide - Mema - made a copy of that message without my knowledge and put it on her husband Bratwurst's device. How she can even touch his device in light of what he's done with it and to it, is beyond me.

Is my time-out over yet?

Getting a little bored sitting here in the corner...



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 05:11 PM
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a reply to: TerryDon79



But do you see that photo she just posted?

How could you NOT vote for her?!



Sexist !

Skallywag Trump supporter !

Kitty grabber !







posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 05:12 PM
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originally posted by: Sillyolme
I just voted for a woman for president for the first time in history. I cried a little and my hubby laughed at his emotional wife.
Then I called him a puppet and he doubled over.
The line was not long at all. Twenty minutes.
Now I have a new sticker for my collection.
They are different this year. A circle with the year and the presidential seal in the center.
They let me have two. One to wear and one to add to my collection



Im very proud today.


You know you could've voted for her in 08 right



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 05:12 PM
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a reply to: CranialSponge

I'm not a Trump supporter!




posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 05:14 PM
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While I didn't vote for zazz, I too went with the write in option.

I heard rumors that if I merely chose the neither option that it would choose Hilary or trump (depending on the source)

So, my write in option was literally " neither"

My husband on the other hand swears to me that he wrote in.....


Deez Nutz

I'm inclined to believe him. lol!!!



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 05:14 PM
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originally posted by: TerryDon79

originally posted by: GodEmperor
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You see, she's losing to her sister right now!!

That's who you voted for...


But do you see that photo she just posted?

How could you NOT vote for her?!


I don't vote based on appearances, besides I don't think Zazz is a registered write-in.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 05:15 PM
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a reply to: TerryDon79



I'm not a Trump supporter!



Oh okay.

Well in that case then, carry on...





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