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I Just Voted For A Woman For President Of The United States Of America

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posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 03:50 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Congratulations Zazz on the candidacy! I fully support your nomination even if I maaaaybe didn't vote for you.

A question or two, if I may, for friends and family who have not cast their votes yet. What will you be suggesting as the penalty for not complying with those awful boots or those budgie thingamajiggers?

I certainly can support the rest of your platform. Who would've thunk it? From your humble beginnings as the Wicked Witch of Oz to Prez of the CCLC and today (perhaps) President of the U S of A!

Don't worry about that natural born citizen stuff, no one else has


If it were to not go your way tonight (we're screwed!), just know that I will begin campaigning for you bright and early tomorrow morning.
Onward toward November 3, 2020!





posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 03:51 PM
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posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 03:51 PM
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originally posted by: neo96
So now my 'manhood' is being questioned.


Oh, nooooooooo, why would anyone question your manhood? I bet it is there somewhere. Plus you are such a gentleman at all times.


Keep on shoveling there.


Says the guy in the 'I didn't read the Original Post before I popped off' hole.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 03:51 PM
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a reply to: neo96

buzzkill96, the hole you are digging will be lonely to sit in, may I suggest instead you relax have a drink, this is a fun thread, if you can't chill, find a thread where you can be comfortable being cranky.


Here you Heman, fresh cocktail for you




posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 03:52 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Well.

Put more thought in to thread titles.

They are the topic.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 03:52 PM
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originally posted by: neo96
a reply to: TerryDon79

And the point is WHAT ?

I am still waiting for some to bother to read a 1995 tax return.



The point is, you made an arse of yourself (like some others) because the ASSUMED what the thread was about based solely on a title.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 03:52 PM
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at least you could have voted stein if your only reason was because she is femalerl



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 03:55 PM
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a reply to: beeeyotch

Well I have been called a shemale once in Thailand at Phi Phi Island but a drunk Irish lad.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 03:56 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz




buzzkill96, the hole you are digging will be lonely to sit in, may I suggest instead you relax have a drink, this is a fun thread, if you can't chill, find a thread where you can be comfortable being cranky.


Well that was fast.

From 'president' to dictator.

Wasn't aware I was owned by someone else.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 03:57 PM
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Does anyone have any exit polls to see how Zazz is doing against the other candidates?

I was out doing manly man things like fighting bears and building bridges so I may have missed it.


(actually, the office upstairs had cake, and I like cake)



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 03:58 PM
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originally posted by: neo96
a reply to: zazzafrazz




buzzkill96, the hole you are digging will be lonely to sit in, may I suggest instead you relax have a drink, this is a fun thread, if you can't chill, find a thread where you can be comfortable being cranky.


Well that was fast.

From 'president' to dictator.

Wasn't aware I was owned by someone else.


You should vote for Zazz, Neo.

She won't take your guns or your bacon.

At least I hope not...



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 03:58 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy
Exit polls?
I thought I won by this one vote????
WTH is wrong with this country!!!



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 03:59 PM
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a reply to: introvert

Id take them all.
Id make you all my minions, and you would love every second of it.

Budgy smugglers FTW



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 04:00 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Zazz is winning by 1.8 million votes.

Trump got 1 vote. It was by a dog called Betsy, but they're investigating it for voter fraud.

Hillary got 1 vote too, but that's under investigation. Apparently a blind man thought he was searching for pr0n.

It's all true coz wiki leaks says so.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 04:00 PM
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originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: neo96
a reply to: zazzafrazz




buzzkill96, the hole you are digging will be lonely to sit in, may I suggest instead you relax have a drink, this is a fun thread, if you can't chill, find a thread where you can be comfortable being cranky.


Well that was fast.

From 'president' to dictator.

Wasn't aware I was owned by someone else.


You should vote for Zazz, Neo.

She won't take your guns or your bacon.

At least I hope not...


Why the hell would I vote for someone that is foreign born to be 'president' of this country ?

That nonsense may fly for some.

Others not so much.
edit on 8-11-2016 by neo96 because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 04:01 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: introvert

Id take them all.
Id make you all my minions, and you would love every second of it.

Budgy smugglers FTW


Hmm. I've always wanted to be a minion.

Can I be in charge of roughing-up people that do not comply?



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 04:01 PM
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a reply to: neo96

Someone phoned and said they found a sense of humour.

I believe it's yours.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 04:02 PM
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originally posted by: neo96

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: neo96
a reply to: zazzafrazz




buzzkill96, the hole you are digging will be lonely to sit in, may I suggest instead you relax have a drink, this is a fun thread, if you can't chill, find a thread where you can be comfortable being cranky.


Well that was fast.

From 'president' to dictator.

Wasn't aware I was owned by someone else.


You should vote for Zazz, Neo.

She won't take your guns or your bacon.

At least I hope not...


Why the hell would I vote for someone that is foreign born to be 'president' of this country ?

That nonsense may fly for some.

Others not so much.


Perhaps this little exercise in fun has gone over your head.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 04:02 PM
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originally posted by: TNMockingbird
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Congratulations Zazz on the candidacy! I fully support your nomination even if I maaaaybe didn't vote for you.



Thank you! I was not aware I was a candidate, but I am please to be the Queen of the Kingdom of the United States.




A question or two, if I may, for friends and family who have not cast their votes yet. What will you be suggesting as the penalty for not complying with those awful boots or those budgie thingamajiggers?



Non compliance will mean instant exile.
Unless you save a cat or dog from a shelter.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 04:02 PM
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originally posted by: neo96
Well.

Put more thought in to thread titles.

They are the topic.


Well Zippy, the thread title is accurate. If you bothered to read past it you would have seen I voted for a woman. Just maybe not the one you have an unhealthy fetish for.


But then again, maybe it is.



edit on 8-11-2016 by AugustusMasonicus because: networkdude has no beer




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