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I Just Voted For A Woman For President Of The United States Of America

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posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 12:58 PM
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originally posted by: Trueman

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: Trueman

Let me think, Secretary of Back waxing?

Excellent 👍
I'm shy and don't like eye contact.



Ahahaha, now THAT was funny!




posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 12:58 PM
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originally posted by: CranialSponge
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

If zazzy wins it means:

- Free lifetime supply of kitty litter
- $40 worth of Whiskas food stamps monthly
- Free spay and neuter clinics on every street corner
- Vegemite will now be a mandatory food staple in every home
- Game of Thrones will be aired every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday
- Butcherguy will be banned from all public parks, pet stores, and scratching posts within 100 yrds






Wait....she's a cat person?

Ruh-Roh...

Say it ain't so Zazz....



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 12:59 PM
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originally posted by: CranialSponge
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

If zazzy wins it means:

- Free lifetime supply of kitty litter
- $40 worth of Whiskas food stamps monthly
- Free spay and neuter clinics on every street corner
- Vegemite will now be a mandatory food staple in every home
- Game of Thrones will be aired every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday
- Butcherguy will be banned from all public parks, pet stores, and scratching posts within 100 yrds






SCUSE ME ! WHAT?? "IF ZAZZY WINS" I THOUGHT THIS THREAD MEANT I WAS ELECTED AND WON
edit on 8-11-2016 by zazzafrazz because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 12:59 PM
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originally posted by: Jdennis10
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Thank you for this thread. I am going to write her name in too!

Great thread.


Another ballot for 'other', AM must be working on a new masonic merit badge.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 12:59 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Congrats it's your right and your intuition that made that decision, brave to tell this, ill hope it benefits you in the future if she becomes the president of the USA



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 01:00 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz




Here are the budgie smugglers you all have to wear on the 4th of July. It will be written into law.


Dear God...

Oh well. Considering the alternatives, I suppose there are much worse things one could have for a birthday suit...

I'm in. Make it so.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 01:00 PM
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a reply to: 0bserver1

AGAIN, I'M NOT THAT BAD!!



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 01:02 PM
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a reply to: TinfoilTP

Can't have fun for a itsy bitsy teeny weeny minute?

Bless you .



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 01:03 PM
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originally posted by: TinfoilTP
Another ballot for 'other', AM must be working on a new masonic merit badge.


Oh, you got me again.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 01:04 PM
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originally posted by: JustMike
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Nicely done!

Been interesting to read the replies from those who obviously didn't get very far in reading your OP.


And Zazz: congratulations! You are now part of US political history!


Thanks Mike!

As a former Aussie. now Czech, you are uniquely qualified to join my cabinet.

I dub thee Sir Mikey da Czech, keeper of the keys to water world Florida.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 01:04 PM
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originally posted by: 0bserver1
Congrats it's your right and your intuition that made that decision, brave to tell this, ill hope it benefits you in the future if she becomes the president of the USA



Well if she does not at least she'll have the joy of knowing that at least one person voted for her.

I may be the only person who voted for her, but hey, there's always 2020.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 01:04 PM
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I'd be a-ok wth hearing zazz do sotu addresses, from the Oval Office.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 01:05 PM
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a reply to: Gandalf77
Birthday suits are reserved for the office of the VP.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 01:06 PM
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originally posted by: Mr Headshot
I'd be a-ok wth hearing zazz do sotu addresses, from the Oval Office.

Here you go. We prerecorded it.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 01:07 PM
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What a load of lies, do you actually believe any of that or you just trying to justify your vote. Also it's not that special you could've voted for a woman in 08



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 01:08 PM
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originally posted by: Riffrafter

originally posted by: CranialSponge
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

If zazzy wins it means:

- Free lifetime supply of kitty litter
- $40 worth of Whiskas food stamps monthly
- Free spay and neuter clinics on every street corner
- Vegemite will now be a mandatory food staple in every home
- Game of Thrones will be aired every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday
- Butcherguy will be banned from all public parks, pet stores, and scratching posts within 100 yrds






Wait....she's a cat person?

Ruh-Roh...

Say it ain't so Zazz....



Someone strip Riff of their citizenship please.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 01:08 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

AugustusMasonicus, could you put me up to replace this guy? I will do a better job. I promise.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 01:10 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: 0bserver1
Congrats it's your right and your intuition that made that decision, brave to tell this, ill hope it benefits you in the future if she becomes the president of the USA



Well if she does not at least she'll have the joy of knowing that at least one person voted for her.

I may be the only person who voted for her, but hey, there's always 2020.


I would have voted for her too if I had read this thread before heading to to the polling station.
I did the write-in thing, then voted for all the local bond issues--which are really the only meaningful items that draw me to the polls in the first place...



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 01:10 PM
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originally posted by: Mr Headshot

I'd be a-ok wth hearing zazz do sotu addresses, from the Oval Office.


All of us would think things are great since none of us speak Aussie.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 01:11 PM
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originally posted by: omniEther
What a load of lies, do you actually believe any of that or you just trying to justify your vote. Also it's not that special you could've voted for a woman in 08


I suppose I could have voted for her in 2008. BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO! I voted for Ron Paul then.




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