Yeah, you heard me, I did it. In an election cycle that made me want to vomit and which ran counter to everything I think our great country should
espouse I listened to people who kept screaming, 'Vote your conscience!!!!!'. So I did.
I am sure many of you are saying, 'Augie, I thought you were voting for Thomas Jefferson?!?!?' Well, I did not for him, because, news flash, he's
and dead guys cannot do doodley squat. As I stood there in the voting booth I had an epiphany, a revelation, an out of body experience
were I realized that I am NOT going to throw my vote away for someone that cannot win (bless you anyway Thomas Jefferson) or worse, someone I cannot
tolerate. I instead voted for someone who is not going to insult half the country, who is not going to make me ashamed to be an American, to not make
me feel like I had to hold my nose when I pulled the lever for them, who actually is closer to my political views then I thought and who I think would
actually do a spectacular job.
I voted for her because she has common sense, because she has integrity and because she is intelligent. I voted for her because she is level headed,
considerate of others and a genuinely nice person, and yes, I really do believe that last part. So should you.
'But what about the drawbacks?!?!?!', you may be saying. I am willing to overlook these to prevent catastrophe, not only here but abroad. We need
someone who understands foreign relations, how to negotiate, how to relate and interact with other people. She can do this. So what that she has a few
minor character flaws? I can forgive those. So what that I may not agree with every single thing she says? She makes sense more often than not. So
what that she may not be able to get every little political issue passed with little to no Congressional support? She will work to unite people
instead of divide them. So what that she may not even be a legal citizen? I heard the same thing about Obama.
I can live with these things and so should you. Stop getting sucked into partisan politics and do what you know
is right. If you have not
already voted then join me and helping to make history, join me in bucking the system and trying to prevent a despicable human being from becoming the
President of the United States of America!
And for those of you who may not believe I actually did this scroll down for your proof...
Wait for it...
Yeah, I voted Zazz for President. You know why? Because she would do a better job than any of the ding dongs running. Oh, and before you think that
taking a picture of me voting is illegal, I did my homework, unlike that potato head Justin Timberwolf, no laws here in New Jersey about taking
pictures in the voting booth! So join me in making America really, really, realy great again and get with her, vote Zazz 2016!
Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Lock her up! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! In my
basement! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz! Hail Zazz!
Oh, and P.S. Zazz, when you get to the White House don't forget to appoint me Secretary of Cocktails. You're gonna need copious amounts of booze to
deal with 4 years of this crap.
edit on 8-11-2016 by AugustusMasonicus because: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
edit on 11/8/2016 by
kosmicjack because: edit at OP request.