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Yes, I am the one behind the simulation

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posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 06:58 AM
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I had programmed my self not to actually KNOW that I was the creator, but as armageddon... or, the "great reformatting" approaches I just wanted to check on a few things before I send you all off for archival backup.

1. Would life have been cooler had I left the dinosaurs stick around?

2. Cats, great companions, or murderous blight

3. The candidates today... you see what I did there :-)

4. Given your druthers, would you have preferred mitosis over this whole sloppy genital rubbing?

5. The cake is NOT a lie... You just have to make it yourself.

Have fun voting today, I love all that oxytocin!

P.S. It was loop quantum gravity this whole time, thought I'd let you know.




posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 08:00 AM
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originally posted by: AshFan

1. Would life have been cooler had I left the dinosaurs stick around?


Maybe the herbivores...


originally posted by: AshFan
2. Cats, great companions, or murderous blight


Great Companions...


originally posted by: AshFan
3. The candidates today... you see what I did there :-)


...make me weep for humanity!


originally posted by: AshFan
4. Given your druthers, would you have preferred mitosis over this whole sloppy genital rubbing?


Hell No!!!!


originally posted by: AshFan
5. The cake is NOT a lie... You just have to make it yourself.


Uh-huh?



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 08:17 AM
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Can you close the window? It's getting windy in here, thanks.
edit on 11/8/2016 by jappee because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 09:18 AM
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originally posted by: jappee
Can you close the window? It's getting windy in here, thanks.


Ah yes, I see the deep groove neural programming has kicked in and you are using the code words.

And yes, "Oh, A sly Couched Wiener Twit enlightens a know nothing destiny." Very good.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 10:49 AM
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It would appear we have a turd in the punch bowl...



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 10:58 AM
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originally posted by: DeadCat
It would appear we have a turd in the punch bowl...


Just for you. Enjoy!




posted on Nov, 10 2016 @ 12:39 PM
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See what I did there? Upset election, but all the leaders are saying the same thing? Guess what comes next!! So fun.



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