Yes, I am the one behind the simulation

I had programmed my self not to actually KNOW that I was the creator, but as armageddon... or, the "great reformatting" approaches I just wanted to check on a few things before I send you all off for archival backup.

1. Would life have been cooler had I left the dinosaurs stick around?

2. Cats, great companions, or murderous blight

3. The candidates today... you see what I did there :-)

4. Given your druthers, would you have preferred mitosis over this whole sloppy genital rubbing?

5. The cake is NOT a lie... You just have to make it yourself.

Have fun voting today, I love all that oxytocin!

P.S. It was loop quantum gravity this whole time, thought I'd let you know.

originally posted by: AshFan

1. Would life have been cooler had I left the dinosaurs stick around?

Maybe the herbivores...

originally posted by: AshFan
2. Cats, great companions, or murderous blight

Great Companions...

originally posted by: AshFan
3. The candidates today... you see what I did there :-)

...make me weep for humanity!

originally posted by: AshFan
4. Given your druthers, would you have preferred mitosis over this whole sloppy genital rubbing?

Hell No!!!!

originally posted by: AshFan
5. The cake is NOT a lie... You just have to make it yourself.

Uh-huh?

Can you close the window? It's getting windy in here, thanks.

originally posted by: jappee
Can you close the window? It's getting windy in here, thanks.

Ah yes, I see the deep groove neural programming has kicked in and you are using the code words.

And yes, "Oh, A sly Couched Wiener Twit enlightens a know nothing destiny." Very good.

It would appear we have a turd in the punch bowl...

originally posted by: DeadCat
It would appear we have a turd in the punch bowl...

Just for you. Enjoy!

See what I did there? Upset election, but all the leaders are saying the same thing? Guess what comes next!! So fun.