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Softball with AugustusMasonicus

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posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 09:41 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

Forced?

Not so much. . . . . .




posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 09:41 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Has DB been forced-attached to a IV of daddy's self medicating Scottish Syrup in order to have agreed to this?


Nah. I just whipped him up a nice Roofie-colada and next thing you know he was an open book.

Like when you take the book and crack the spine of it open.



posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 09:41 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: TNMockingbird

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TNMockingbird

I would even loofa her feet while pouring her a glass of mummy's special grape juice.



Alright.

Now you've crossed some sort of line here.


Jealous? Did you negotiate your own terms?
I could have, possibly, helped!



Do you have a doll where I can show you where I was loofa'd?


Damn!
It's on loan at the moment.

Perhaps you could just point, I'll follow along.



posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 09:55 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

A question for you...Your mummy's special grape juice could it be used in
making grape jelly?



posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 10:04 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Great Thread here! I actually laughed at some stuff.
(I really laughed a lot!!)
I do have a question for DB.

You said You are more of a "anyone but Hillary" type of voter.
So on another thread where you wanted Trump voters to all be killed. That was sarcasm?

Cause I don't think it should have been.
I mean anyone who votes for EITHER of Those Clowns needs to either be deaded or de-dented, with a 3 pound Ball-Peen Hammer. Just use that 3 pound Ball-Peen for a while on the ones who don't really need to die, and that should have 'em straightened out right quick! They might walk around a little silly lookin' for a while, but they will be fine soon enough...



posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 10:09 PM
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a reply to: SyxPak

it was sarcasm, but my reason for Trump was that he isn't a politician.

I even leaned 3rd party for a while, but the libertarian VP candidate endorsed Hillary.

I'm sick of all politicians, be they republican or democrat. They're all a bunch of lying scum.



posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 10:14 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Your last sentence sums it up pretty good! Lyin Cheatin bastards and bastardettes!!! All of em!!!!!!
I'd like to fly right up Hillarys, well, wait, no I wouldn't...
Let Me re word that.
I'd like to fly right up Hillary's....wait. That was tha same dammit!!!

I'd like to Blow Flames right up Hillary's ass! Yah that's better!! (Wait. Maybe that's not better. I'd still have to get kinda close to her...)


edit on 7-11-2016 by SyxPak because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 10:53 PM
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So I nominate Zazzy to be the next victim, I mean the next one interviewed. I don't know, my mind always turns to victims when Mason is up to something so I got confused.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 03:20 AM
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I'd love to be in something like this one day, but I'm nowhere near recognizable enough and there are far more important members to go through. =P
edit on 8/11/2016 by Eilasvaleleyn because: Reasons



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 05:35 AM
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a reply to: Night Star

Good lord no, who would want to hear about my cats?
Far more interesting peeps here.

TBH I would find a interview from enlightenedservant. He is a very very bright fellow, who has to read a lot of crap about his religion here, and always remains calm, moderate and thoughtful in his posts.
Look him up please Gus see if he'll chat with you!



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 06:05 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
A question for you...Your mummy's special grape juice could it be used in
making grape jelly?


No, but it could potentially be used in coq au vin.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 06:09 AM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Far more interesting peeps here.


Right. Nice try.

You're on my list Queenie, you have some interesting stories to tell. But lucky for you this is Softball and you only have to talk about your cats.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 06:26 AM
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originally posted by: Night Star
So I nominate Zazzy to be the next victim, I mean the next one interviewed. I don't know, my mind always turns to victims when Mason is up to something so I got confused.


Zazz is at the top of my list, well her and BH, but we all know the situation with BH so I can always ask her when she gets back to 100%.

I mean who wouldn't want to talk to a person who got kicked out of Australia and had to move to the States?



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 06:30 AM
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I thought you called it softball as that's the womens' sporting team you and DB are on together. What's your team name again?

BH I will tune in for!

Good luck!



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 06:33 AM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
I thought you called it softball as that's the womens' sporting team you and DB are on together.


No, it's a play on Hardball with Chris Matthews (although he's not exactly a tough interview).


What's your team name again?


The San Francisco Sequins.


BH I will tune in for!


When she gets better I will ask her. Until then I am on the prowl...



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 06:36 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: butcherguy
I suffer from misophonia.
Did you really have to eat the pretzel on the thread?

Eat your snacks in your own office.


Sorry. I'll put it back. Hopefully you're not a emetophobic too.

Nah, puke your guts out.
I am all good with that.
But chew some ice and I will freak out.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 06:38 AM
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originally posted by: butcherguy
But chew some ice and I will freak out.


I like chewing the tiny airline ice cubes. Never fly next to me.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 06:43 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

The San Francisco Sequins.



I always giggle when someone gets to third base.



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 02:13 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

LMAO!!!
You said third base!



posted on Nov, 8 2016 @ 05:59 PM
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a reply to: Eilasvaleleyn

Hey Eilas You are just as important as any other Member of ATS!! More so as You are an accomplished Digital Artist! I know there aren't many here that can do what You do!! So Chin Up!!!



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