Softball with AugustusMasonicus

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originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Are we turning this into a dad joke thread now?

What do you call a cow with no legs?



Ground beef!

Chuck. You call him Chuck.

originally posted by: In4ormant
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You have any of those body bags left? I dont wanna have to wash my hair again.

I think we can dig one up for you.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Good. Im not supposed to get the new perm wet.

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a reply to: FauxMulder


This the safest of safe spaces.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

My deepest condolences to you for the death of the Yankees last night.

a reply to: FauxMulder


It's cool, they got farther than expected and are ahead of schedule. Next year my expectations are for the World Series.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

God I hope not. They did do well though. I thought Cleveland was gonna sweep.

a reply to: FauxMulder


It's the Indians, why would they break character and not crush their fan's hopes?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Hell, the cubs did it. No matter what happens in baseball, it'll always have some sort of fairytale ending.

Except when the Yankees win. They exist just to piss off everyone else.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
Except when the Yankees win. They exist just to piss off everyone else.

Works for me.

a reply to: FauxMulder


It's almost that time.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Did we ever get that damn vague clue?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: FauxMulder


It's almost that time.

I thlught so.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Why is everyone talking about thlughts today? I thought they were taboo around here.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
Did we ever get that damn vague clue?

Three lefts.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I thlught so.

Thlughts are tho theksy.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: FauxMulder
Did we ever get that damn vague clue?

Three lefts.

Well that makes a right. According to some, that is everyone on ATS. Thanks for narrowing it down. I think I've got it.