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Softball with AugustusMasonicus

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posted on Oct, 13 2017 @ 07:28 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
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Are we turning this into a dad joke thread now?

What do you call a cow with no legs?



Ground beef!


Chels seems to like this type of humor.

Hey, Chels, want to hear a dirty joke?

A pig fell in the mud.




posted on Oct, 13 2017 @ 07:43 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

What do you call a frog with no legs?



Very unhoppy



posted on Oct, 13 2017 @ 07:54 AM
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a reply to: FauxMulder


That's how I like my beer.



posted on Oct, 13 2017 @ 08:12 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Maybe it's the sheer amount of brain numbing kid tv I have watched lately.... cause I do enjoy these jokes! I appreciate higher stuff too. But really, laughing is my almost favorite thing. Food may come first.

However, Mulder's frog joke was pretty good too. Sorry, the pig one I've heard before.



posted on Oct, 13 2017 @ 08:13 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Me too. Remember those bitter beer commercials?




posted on Oct, 13 2017 @ 08:15 AM
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a reply to: chelsdh

Why is a koala not considered a bear?


It's un-koala-fied

I should quit while I'm ahead.



posted on Oct, 13 2017 @ 08:19 AM
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a reply to: FauxMulder


What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the water?

Bob.



posted on Oct, 13 2017 @ 08:20 AM
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originally posted by: chelsdh
However, Mulder's frog joke was pretty good too. Sorry, the pig one I've heard before.


How do you get a one-armed Polish guy out of a tree?

Wave at him.

What was he doing up there in the first place?

Raking leaves.



posted on Oct, 13 2017 @ 08:24 AM
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Math Joke:

Q: If I have ONE big green ball in ONE hand...and ANOTHER big green ball in the other hand...
What do I have?

A: The undivided attention of The Jolly Green Giant!



posted on Oct, 13 2017 @ 08:29 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

How about a woman with one arm and one leg?

Ilean
edit on 13-10-2017 by FauxMulder because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 13 2017 @ 08:31 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
How about a woman with one arm and one leg?

Ilean


I love one legged women, they're so much easier to catch.



posted on Oct, 13 2017 @ 08:37 AM
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If a man says something in a forest...and his wife's not there to hear it...

Is he still wrong?



posted on Oct, 13 2017 @ 08:46 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
If a man says something in a forest...and his wife's not there to hear it...

Is he still wrong?


Depends on how he got there, did he ask for directions?



posted on Oct, 13 2017 @ 08:51 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Did he leave the toilet seat up?



posted on Oct, 13 2017 @ 09:11 AM
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a reply to: FauxMulder

So, I told this one to my husband. "What do you call a frog with no legs?"

His answer "whatever you want, cause it ain't coming!"



posted on Oct, 13 2017 @ 09:12 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

That one is better than your last.

You guys are doing a bang up job of making me laugh! It's gonna be a good day.



posted on Oct, 13 2017 @ 09:13 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
If a man says something in a forest...and his wife's not there to hear it...

Is he still wrong?


Depends on how he got there, did he ask for directions?


Hello???..He's a MAN!



posted on Oct, 13 2017 @ 09:17 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: IAMTAT

Did he leave the toilet seat up?


What's a toilet?



posted on Oct, 13 2017 @ 09:20 AM
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a reply to: FauxMulder

What do you call a frog with teeny, tiny, legs?

Monsieur Lautrec.



posted on Oct, 13 2017 @ 09:37 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Didn't expect the frog jokes to take that turn.

Well played.




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