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Softball with AugustusMasonicus

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posted on Oct, 12 2017 @ 11:18 AM
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a reply to: In4ormant

There is a few of those over in this thread




posted on Oct, 12 2017 @ 12:03 PM
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originally posted by: chelsdh
I told my husband the joke this morning. I don't think he laughed as much as me. The next adult I see is gonna hear it!


tell him again, he may not have gotten it the first time.



posted on Oct, 12 2017 @ 12:03 PM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
There is a few of those over in this thread


That thread, like this thread, is all fictional.



posted on Oct, 12 2017 @ 12:11 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Of course, we're all in a satanic, computer simulated, flat, hollow earth run by shape shifting lizard people. So anyway you look at it, if it were true (which it definitely isn't) would it even matter?



posted on Oct, 12 2017 @ 12:13 PM
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Who are you, effing Morpheus now?



posted on Oct, 12 2017 @ 12:17 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Who is that? Some sort of Transformer?

Ya know, with all the threads complaining about what ATS is, I figure I need to bring the truth out in the open more often. To help fight off the nonsense.......



posted on Oct, 12 2017 @ 12:18 PM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
Who is that? Some sort of Transformer?

Ya know, with all the threads complaining about what ATS is, I figure I need to bring the truth out in the open more often. To help fight off the nonsense.......


As a Mason I'm not a huge fan of the truth.



posted on Oct, 12 2017 @ 12:22 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

A wise man once told me:


originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: FauxMulder
There is a few of those over in this thread


is all fictional.



posted on Oct, 12 2017 @ 12:22 PM
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That guy's an idiot.



posted on Oct, 12 2017 @ 07:04 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
You underestimate me. I wouldn't marry a fool that can't laugh at a coleslaw joke. But I seriously laughed way too much at it, last night and this morning when I sent it to him!



posted on Oct, 12 2017 @ 07:14 PM
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originally posted by: chelsdh
You underestimate me. I wouldn't marry a fool that can't laugh at a coleslaw joke. But I seriously laughed way too much at it, last night and this morning when I sent it to him!


Send it one more time. Juuuuuuussst to make sure.



posted on Oct, 12 2017 @ 07:31 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Nah. I don't want the "slaw girl" label. If you know what I mean.



posted on Oct, 12 2017 @ 08:46 PM
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originally posted by: chelsdh
Nah. I don't want the "slaw girl" label. If you know what I mean.


I totally do. I was her once and she's a bitch.



posted on Oct, 12 2017 @ 10:31 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: chelsdh
Nah. I don't want the "slaw girl" label. If you know what I mean.


I totally do. I was her once and she's a bitch.


Were you a bitch? So be it.




posted on Oct, 12 2017 @ 10:42 PM
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Well then you understand why I don't want to be identified as that kind of person. Throw a slaw joke at me and I'll laugh. Maybe not as much as DB's joke had me laughing. But I'll laugh.



posted on Oct, 12 2017 @ 11:18 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Please write a book.

If you haven't already.

The best!



posted on Oct, 13 2017 @ 03:36 AM
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I'm gonna have to refuse your request for an interview.

I guess I just don't 'fit in' with the crowd here, I can understand why though.

*Inspects fingernails*

You know, it sure is lonely up here on top of the high horse on top of the elephant on top of the giant turtle on top of the palace on top of the ancient dirt covered pyramid on top of the mountain on top of the lost continent of Atlantis.

But I can live with that.
Winners gonna win and all that.

Now you run along and do your little people things and I'll interview myself as I have a cig and go to bed.
K Thx Bai



posted on Oct, 13 2017 @ 05:33 AM
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originally posted by: chelsdh
Well then you understand why I don't want to be identified as that kind of person. Throw a slaw joke at me and I'll laugh. Maybe not as much as DB's joke had me laughing. But I'll laugh.


What does coleslaw say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.



posted on Oct, 13 2017 @ 05:34 AM
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originally posted by: MRuss
Please write a book.

If you haven't already.

The best!


Glad you enjoyed it.



posted on Oct, 13 2017 @ 07:25 AM
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Are we turning this into a dad joke thread now?

What do you call a cow with no legs?



Ground beef!







 
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