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Softball with AugustusMasonicus

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posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 06:36 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Last time I did, a bunch of concerned citizens tried to return me to the ocean.


You looked a bit parched, what did you expect us to do?




posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 06:36 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: InTheLight

I don't do anything naked anymore.

Last time I did, a bunch of concerned citizens tried to return me to the ocean.



Did they think you were the walrus?



posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 06:56 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy



Last time I did, a bunch of concerned citizens tried to return me to the ocean.

I feel sorry for the ones who got too close to your "blow hole".



posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 08:11 PM
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I just coughed up a hairball reading this.

Excellent



posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 08:49 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz
I won't ask where you got the hair ball.



posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 08:49 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

I have a tissue in my purse. . . . .



posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 08:59 PM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: zazzafrazz
I won't ask where you got the hair ball.


Duh, I'm THE Crazy Cat Lady of ATS.
Why I used the Licky Brush of course.



posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 09:06 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
I just coughed up a hairball reading this.

Excellent


Guess who's on my interview wish list?



posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 09:21 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz
Weird brush lol. Somehow I think that you just use your tongue lol.



posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 09:21 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It would could cost you.

A year of cat sitting. Up to 6 pets at a time. Evening Licky Brushing compulsory. Pics would need to be posted.



posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 09:22 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

Believe me, I've done worse.



posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 09:24 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
It would could cost you.
A year of cat sitting. Up to 6 pets at a time. Evening Licky Brushing compulsory. Pics would need to be posted.


@ Augustus.

Do it!




posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 09:27 PM
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a reply to: TNMockingbird

I would even loofa her feet while pouring her a glass of mummy's special grape juice.



posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 09:32 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TNMockingbird

I would even loofa her feet while pouring her a glass of mummy's special grape juice.



Alright.

Now you've crossed some sort of line here.



posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 09:33 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Now you've crossed some sort of line here.


That is so very, very surprising. It's not like I'm some sort of habitual line-crosser or something.



posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 09:33 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TNMockingbird

I would even loofa her feet while pouring her a glass of mummy's special grape juice.



Alright.

Now you've crossed some sort of line here.


Jealous? Did you negotiate your own terms?
I could have, possibly, helped!


edit on 7-11-2016 by TNMockingbird because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 09:34 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

The grape juice is for medicinal purposes only.



posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 09:35 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
The grape juice is for medicinal purposes only.


Obviously. I have medicinal liquids as well, I think some of them are even imported from Scotland and Ireland.



posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 09:37 PM
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originally posted by: TNMockingbird

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TNMockingbird

I would even loofa her feet while pouring her a glass of mummy's special grape juice.



Alright.

Now you've crossed some sort of line here.


Jealous? Did you negotiate your own terms?
I could have, possibly, helped!



Do you have a doll where I can show you where I was loofa'd?



posted on Nov, 7 2016 @ 09:39 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Has DB been forced-attached to a IV of daddy's self medicating Scottish Syrup in order to have agreed to this?




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