posted on Sep, 2 2017 @ 10:05 AM
AM: Do Aussies think of Kiwis as their backwards cousins?
CW: Pretty much, but we need them, as Aussies are terrible scaffys, Kiwis are born with a scaffold wrench already in their hand!
AM: Where is the Australian government hiding MH370?
CW: Clive Palmer's basement.
AM: Other than the debunking paycheck, what brought you to ATS?
CW: The Haitian UFO actually, and have never looked back... the pay check is pretty low too by the way, there's a 10 year apprenticeship. If I knew
that I'd have just stuck to thinking chemtrails were real
AM: Alright, time for the obligatory Softballs. Soccer, cricket or rugby?
CW: Cricket and Australian rules football.
AM: Favorite television program?
CW: Forged in Fire.
AM: Favorite American film since there aren't going to be any more Crocodile Dundee sequels?
CW: Guardians of the Galaxy I and II.
AM: Band or group?
CW: Not a band but Paul Kelly.
AM: Favorite thing with writing inside?
CW: Non fiction...currently reading a book about Lasseter's Gold, most Aussies probably haven't heard of him, let alone the rest of the world,
but it's an amazing story.
AM: Do you think you could take on a kangaroo in a boxing match?
CW: Pure boxing, probably, but they'll gut you with their claws...so pass on that thanks.
When I was younger, I used to chase roos for footy training.
AM: Member you’d most like to grill some shrimp with?
CW: There's a few, particularly from the good old days, but I reckon it would have to be Kandinsky, just an all round top bloke. And it's prawns not
Chadwickus is 35 years old, he likes short walks on the beach, steak sandwiches, beef and vegemite pies (yes it's a real thing!) and cold coffees.
Having been a member of ATS for nearly 10 years, he is quite frankly shocked how he hasn't gotten himself banned yet despite pissing off just about
everyone on ATS.
Playing devil's advocate is fraught with danger not unlike the Australian outback, a familiar place for Chad. Growing up in the bush, he didn't wear
shoes until age 6, drank rain water laced with dead possums and had a pet magpie named Arnold, a galah named George and a sheep named Anne.
Thanks to Augustus for asking me to do this, if only to bring to my attention that this thread even existed, it's been a good read and I hope I added
something to it.
Well, that wraps up another very interesting session of Softball
where we learned next to nothing, I mean honestly, what the hell did he say!?
I have no idea whatsoever. We basically found out that Australia is kind of like the West Virginia of the planet and that it’s also not at all safe
for human habitation.
Chad, thank you for joining us today, I would tell you we appreciate all that you do for this site but we’re just dumb Americans and we’d be
lying. Your parting gifts are a pair of neon green budgee smugglers and a Kylie Minogue CD so you can locomote around the outback like a fashion icon.
Watch out for the dingoes. Until the next time.
edit on 2-9-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
edit on Sat Sep 2 2017 by
DontTreadOnMe because: added a CW