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Softball with AugustusMasonicus

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posted on Aug, 23 2017 @ 09:06 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: InTheLight
That is a whole interesting journey right there.


You haven't experienced life until a dominatrix extinguishes a cigarette on your tongue.


How do you know I have not experience that...assume much?




posted on Aug, 23 2017 @ 09:07 PM
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originally posted by: InTheLight
...assume much?


I assume everything, that's how I make an ass out of everyone.



posted on Aug, 23 2017 @ 09:07 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: InTheLight
That is a whole interesting journey right there.


You haven't experienced life until a dominatrix extinguishes a cigarette on your tongue.


*sigh*
I think I've gotta find a new one.
Since Frau Helga switched to e-cigs, things just haven't been the same.



posted on Aug, 24 2017 @ 07:22 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
*sigh*
I think I've gotta find a new one.
Since Frau Helga switched to e-cigs, things just haven't been the same.


Yeah, her screaming, 'Tongue, maggot!', just isn't the same with an apple spice vape pen.



posted on Aug, 24 2017 @ 12:07 PM
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originally posted by: InTheLight

Who's next?


I can tell you I have another non-American lined up next.

But I'm going to do everything in my power to make them sound appealing.



posted on Aug, 24 2017 @ 12:09 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: InTheLight

Who's next?


I can tell you I have another non-American lined up next.

But I'm going to do everything in my power to make them sound appealing.


The bar's been set pretty low after your last one.



posted on Aug, 24 2017 @ 12:14 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
The bar's been set pretty low after your last one.


Don't sell yourself short, it was pretty low after the first one.



posted on Aug, 24 2017 @ 12:28 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
The bar's been set pretty low after your last one.


Don't sell yourself short


Since you've brought it up...
I actually DO sell my shorts.

Please send $29.95 to:

Soiled Underwear To Fight Gerbil Abuse
P.O. Box #1437
Battle Creek, Michigan
49039

(Please include an additional $47 for shipping, handling and fumigation)



posted on Aug, 29 2017 @ 09:44 AM
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a reply to: Night Star


You know what?



posted on Aug, 29 2017 @ 09:48 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
The bar's been set pretty low after your last one.


Don't sell yourself short

Since you've brought it up...
I actually DO sell my shorts.
Please send $29.95 to:

Soiled Underwear To Fight Gerbil Abuse
P.O. Box #1437
Battle Creek, Michigan
49039
(Please include an additional $47 for shipping, handling and fumigation)


Feeling a bit disappointed. My envelope was returned.

Perhaps I had the zip wrong?!!



posted on Aug, 29 2017 @ 11:19 AM
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originally posted by: TNMockingbird

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
The bar's been set pretty low after your last one.


Don't sell yourself short

Since you've brought it up...
I actually DO sell my shorts.
Please send $29.95 to:

Soiled Underwear To Fight Gerbil Abuse
P.O. Box #1437
Battle Creek, Michigan
49039
(Please include an additional $47 for shipping, handling and fumigation)


Feeling a bit disappointed. My envelope was returned.



Your envelope was too small.

I only wear 'Big Boy' underpants.
Please send a Magnum-sized envelope...and I'll get a pair right out to you.



edit on 29-8-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 2 2017 @ 09:28 AM
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a reply to: TNMockingbird


Is anyone there?



posted on Sep, 2 2017 @ 09:54 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TNMockingbird


Is anyone there?

Here,...Oh, Captain, My Captain.



posted on Sep, 2 2017 @ 09:55 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

Here,...Oh, Captain, My Captain.


I have something.

(And it's not an STD)



edit on 2-9-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on Sep, 2 2017 @ 09:57 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT

Here,...Oh, Captain, My Captain.


I have something.

(And it's not an STD)



Not a pig mask, Right?



posted on Sep, 2 2017 @ 10:00 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

Not a pig mask, Right?


Oh, sooooo close.



posted on Sep, 2 2017 @ 10:01 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT

Not a pig mask, Right?


Oh, sooooo close.

Close only counts in hand-grenades, horseshoes...and Ebola.



posted on Sep, 2 2017 @ 10:03 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT


Hint: I normally do this on a Sunday.



posted on Sep, 2 2017 @ 10:04 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

A sacrifice to Cthulhu?



posted on Sep, 2 2017 @ 10:05 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
A sacrifice to Cthulhu?


Exactly! And a another member joins an elite group...



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