posted on Jun, 13 2017 @ 07:19 AM
AM: What is first class seating like on the Masonic Chemtrail plane?
ND: Plush. And I don't just mean bigger seating, I'm talking crushed velour, velvet Elvis picture on the seat in front of you, and the bloody marys
are to die for. The staff is largely reptilian, but super nice. And they play "They Live" constantly on the big screen. "I'm here to kick ass and chew
bubblegum, and I'm all out of Bubblegum" Damn, that Roddy Pieper is an amazing actor. Dude has skills.
AM: You live in North Carolina, are you happy now that you can once take a whiz in the girl’s room?
ND: It's alright, but no nearly as fun as I thought it would be. I had a hell of a time finding a pretty sun dress to match my pumps, and since my
figure isn't as sexy as it used to be, I just looked hideous. Almost afraid to stop pissing in the sink. (did you know they don't have pissers in the
AM: (Interviewers note: Yes, yes I do know about that) How often do you fly your Confederate flag?
ND: Only on Fridays from 3:45 to 4:02. It's to signify the amount of time it took for my best bacon wrapped baby to deep fry. It was a meal worthy of
celebration and recognition. (that was a call back)
AM: Okay, time to square up and toss you some softballs. Favorite television show?
ND: South Park.
ND: Fifth Element.
AM: Favorite music besides the screaming and pleading of our sacrifices?
ND: Old Metallica (before they sold out and became pansies).
AM: Thing with words written in it?
ND: One Second After.
AM: Person on ATS you'd most like to sacrifice to Satan at your next degree?
ND: Sublime Craft. I feel as if his strain of knowledge would fit nicely into Hooty they owl’s consciousness and as an aside, it would be cool to
see if the flames swirl in a counter clockwise motion since he's from the southern hemisphere.
AM: There is a vile rumor that seems to be constantly spread on ATS by a disreputable poster who claims that you 'have no beer', what does this
ND: While I wish I could say it's not true, it has roots in reality. Decorum prevents me from mentioning the name of the person whom you speak of, but
it's put a lot of strain on my lifestyle and family over the years. It all began......actually this has to do with my Bible Thumping state and it's
non-ability to recognize that grown men do occasionally enjoy a beer together, and would love to have that opportunity in a masonic lodge, but even
the majority of my lodge votes no each year and cites the old "that's what the shrine is for" adage. So in NC, if you go to a masonic lodge and you
brought your favorite beer mug hoping to get it filled, the best you will be able to do is get a nice fresh glass of sweet tea. If you want beer, go
to the shrine building. And NO! I'M NOT BITTER!!!!
Network Dude is an old geezer by most standards. He has been happily married to his best friend for 26 years, has 3 kids, 3 grand kids, very little
sanity left, and runs a small computer business, and has recently become a licensed killer.
ATS has provided a source of knowledge as well as a vacation from reality at a moment’s notice. It is a place where friends meet, knowledge is
shared, advice is given, and the really important stuff is discussed, like how Mandela used chemtrails to make the earth flat. (I'm new to that angle
myself) I have made some great friends here and hope to make many more.
Thanks Augustus for the opportunity to do this and I look forward to all the free beer I was promised.
That concludes this month’s episode, I would tell you all that you learned something today but Masons always lie so this whole interview was
pointless. I mean, are you surprised? His screenname’s initials are ‘ND’ which means ‘non-disclosure’. If you thought we were going to tell
you sheeple-sandwiches anything you were wrong! The Dude and I had a Masonic conference call after the interview and we laughed and laughed. I really
wasn’t sure what we were laughing about since we’re both stupid, but it was funny nonetheless.
Network, I would get you a parting gift but as an Illuminati shill Mason you pretty much have everything you want, limitless supplies of other, other
white meat, handy alibis and that special stain remover Clorox makes just for us. Thanks for participating Brother, I’ll bring the smokes next time
I visit. Until next time.
edit on 13-6-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.