Softball with AugustusMasonicus

Someone is noticeably absent from the thread. Hopefully the nurses let him get to his computer so he can interact with all of you before the meds kick in for the evening.

a reply to: butcherguy

He's a mason, he can do what he likes. It's the law, or an old boys club type thing.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

He's more fun after the Meds have kicked in, we all are damn it.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Well this almost made me puke with laughter.

"1001 feet away from a school"
Priceless

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I had to step over his lifeless body on the way in here. He's passed out against the front door. Poor guy tried like hell to make it on time.

(He smelled a bit like cabbage, and pee just after you ate asparagus. I don't know what that means.)

originally posted by: Macenroe82
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Well this almost made me puke with laughter.

"1001 feet away from a school"
Priceless

I was wondering why he was not drunk and naked posting here too.

originally posted by: Cobaltic1978
He's more fun after the Meds have kicked in, we all are damn it.

Quite true. If you only knew what he was taking during the interview process.

a reply to: network dude

He smelled a bit like cabbage, and pee just after you ate asparagus. I don't know what that means.)

Sounds like the end of an Illumimasonpharma ritual to me.

originally posted by: InTheLight
I was wondering why he was not drunk and naked posting here too.

What makes you think the Cowboy isn't?

originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I had to step over his lifeless body on the way in here. He's passed out against the front door. Poor guy tried like hell to make it on time.

(He smelled a bit like cabbage, and pee just after you ate asparagus. I don't know what that means.)

It is known by drinkers that asparagus contains certain compounds that will allow you to wake in the morning without a hangover.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: InTheLight
I was wondering why he was not drunk and naked posting here too.

What makes you think the Cowboy isn't?

He only mentions being drunk and naked when not here on ATS.

Great idea Augustus.

How often do you plan on doing these?
Are you taking requests or do you have a list already in mind?

originally posted by: InTheLight
He only mentions being drunk and naked when not here on ATS.

He's lying.

a reply to: InTheLight

My brain is so weird.

I had to read that 3 times as it keep looking like you said aspergers.

I was like "How would that stop a hangover?! Dude/Dudette is messed up!" Turns out it was I that is messed up.

originally posted by: In4ormant
Great idea Augustus.

Thank you.

How often do you plan on doing these?

Every 3-4 weeks so it has some conversation regarding the most recent one and a little anticipation for the next.

Are you taking requests or do you have a list already in mind?

Yes to both. I have some very interesting members in mind, as long as they say yes I would be happy to interview them.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: InTheLight
He only mentions being drunk and naked when not here on ATS.

He's lying.

Why would he lie about being drunk and naked here when he freely admits being so everywhere else?

originally posted by: InTheLight

originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I had to step over his lifeless body on the way in here. He's passed out against the front door. Poor guy tried like hell to make it on time.

(He smelled a bit like cabbage, and pee just after you ate asparagus. I don't know what that means.)

It is known by drinkers that asparagus contains certain compounds that will allow you to wake in the morning without a hangover.

only to those who are at a professional level.

originally posted by: InTheLight
Why would he lie about being drunk and naked here when he freely admits being so everywhere else?

He doesn't want to frighten all of you while you read his replies. Have you ever seen the Cowboy nekkid?

This is cool.

Love the DB.

originally posted by: geezlouise
This is cool.

Thank you.

Love the DB.

How could you not? The Cowboy makes us laugh.