What Being Ecosexual Means

a reply to: Advantage

men will poke just about anything thats close to room temperature.

I resent that! I poke my wife even when she's cold as ice - there is however a price to pay after

a reply to: DustbowlDebutante

The petrosexuals keep the economy going through taxes and spending, all the ecosexuals do is look for handouts whilst screwing mother earth

Im an attack metal gear walking bipedal tank, could care less about ecosexual warriors.

a reply to: Advantage

I will not look at the gas pumps in the same way as I did before..

Well don't you shake every last expensive drop out of the nozzle and into the tank? Like you do at the toilet? Why would you look at it different?

a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Trans-Animalism.

She looked like she was also worshipping it, therefore trans pantheism with a kundalini type "happy ending"

a reply to: Black_Fox

Pass on the first video -

the 2nd video was me camouflaged as a tree. Hard to keep still actually

a reply to: DustbowlDebutante

I wouldn't think its so easy and clear cut - if they get their rocks off on using mother nature, why do you think they have the mental capacity or inner resolve to know the difference between a minor and an adult.

a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Then there's always peter peppers:

Any one try one of those in a human cavity will have "long long time hot sex"

hahahahaha

a reply to: Greggers

They are serious, maybe its a scam for the $

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a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight

maybe I'll start my own exhibition displaying the last 14 days unwashed underwear -

smell and vision therapy for a $20 fee

a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

She is smoking hot - can I smoke her shorts?

On the actual fetish side of this one, I think I'd rather be trapped in a room full of tree-humping ecosexual environmentalists than coprophiliacs & urolagniacs. If unfamiliar with the terms, google at your own risk.

On the activism side of it, it's a pretty genius way to attract attention, though. You gotta hand 'em that. How many of you clicked because "Eco-what? WTF, lol, ok I'll open the thread"?
In this era, if you want your cause to get attention, you're going to have to make a shocker of a stir and get that glance or you'll never get it. I'd say don't blame the group, but rather, the general populace who are so deaf & addled with tunnel vision that normal conversation approaches are ignored.

a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

Can we be known as the denyconspiracyats

or

de co pirats

or

y co pirats

Lets start a movement. y co pirats sounds legit, we can get some government hand outs or carbon taxes to fund us

a reply to: Advantage

I take offence at that - my wife and I are both married to our BMW, heaven forbid we separate, it will be an ugly divorce!!!

and call it ecological or spiritual advocacy or some weird nonsense

I only say nice things to my Beamer, it will give me a rough ride otherwise, twin turbo, 8 speed...ahhhhh...orgasm

a reply to: ketsuko

I know you're christian ketsuko, in jest, wasn't jehovah in the OT also known as the lofty mountain god?

a reply to: EightAhoy

originally posted by: Black_Fox That's not what any of this is about. It's about people feeling the need to pork earth.

Well then eat lamb - baa baa baa

originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
In light of all of this, now the big mystery is what is and is not "earth porn"???? Could make for a fun meme sort of thing to go thru various environment photos ascribing them by the usual human porn categories. Oh dear, are we humans some sick puppies!

Alright, fine, I'll be the to get it started...

Golden Shower Ecosexual Porn:

I feel soon this movement could give a whole new meaning to morning wood

a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight

I'm in! And it is not 'Merican sounding at all! All we need is a manifesto now.



a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Naughty, naughty, boy!

originally posted by: MagicCow
a reply to: Black_Fox

Are you trying to shame those individuals?
Personally I identify as a german shepherd with bi-peddle tendencies.
Don't hate me because i'm beautiful.

They should be shamed.

Geezus.

'Ecosexual' !

As if metrosexual wasn't enough.

As the plethora of other 'pc' labels some people are pulling out of thin air.