What Being Ecosexual Means

originally posted by: MarioOnTheFly
a reply to: DustbowlDebutante

A hole is a hole is a hole....so they say

I'm just thinking a hole...in the dirt.... Wouldn't that be a wee bit abrasive? I mean, how do you explain THAT to your doctor if/when he sees the scratches and scrapes on your man bits?



I'm gonna have to show this thread to my husband after work today, just to see the look on his face....lol.

originally posted by: XAn0nym0usX
a reply to: burdman30ott6

As far as Sexual-Orientation and Gender-Identity where do your definitions of Mental Illness begin?

Right before that capital G.

originally posted by: DustbowlDebutante

originally posted by: HarryJoy
Well I would say that's a few steps Beyond being a tree hugger

Maybe this is the point at which tree huggers should change their label to tree humpers?

This is just bizarre. How anyone could possibly get any sort of sexual gratification from a (literal) hole in the ground, I certainly do not know....

Because ( sorry guys... ) men will poke just about anything thats close to room temperature. We women have much more interesting peccadillos... if not pecados. LOL!

Taking this idea in the opposite direction... We are all oilfield folks (my friends, me, husband, family - all of us) so...if a dude had relations with the oil well - there is a hole with tubing in it - would that make them petrosexual?

If so... Would the petrosexuals be at direct odds with the ecosexuals? Or is that only when politics are involved?

originally posted by: DustbowlDebutante
Taking this idea in the opposite direction... We are all oilfield folks (my friends, me, husband, family - all of us) so...if a dude had relations with the oil well - there is a hole with tubing in it - would that make them petrosexual?

If so... Would the petrosexuals be at direct odds with the ecosexuals? Or is that only when politics are involved?

WHen I go fill up my truck this weekend for my project, I will not look at the gas pumps in the same way as I did before..

a reply to: burdman30ott6

So you don't think Homosexuality or Bisexuality are Mental Disorders, just anything related to Gender-Identity?

originally posted by: XAn0nym0usX
a reply to: burdman30ott6

So you don't think Homosexuality or Bisexuality are Mental Disorders, just anything related to Gender-Identity?

That's not what any of this is about.

It's about people feeling the need to pork earth.

Mole holes.

a reply to: DustbowlDebutante

I'm just thinking a hole...in the dirt.... Wouldn't that be a wee bit abrasive?

I wouldnt know really...maybe they use some kind of lubricants :=)

Or maybe they talk to the Earth softly and sexy like...to get it wet and stuff...lol

What a great thread.

a reply to: and14263

**kerthunk**

a reply to: DustbowlDebutante

If so... Would the petrosexuals be at direct odds with the ecosexuals? Or is that only when politics are involved?

I'm loving the turn this thread has taken.

a reply to: Advantage

You are welcome - LOL.

Here's a hot, sexy picture for all the petrosexuals out there:

Sounds like a prelim iteration towards Trans-Animalism.

Sometimes I tell my husband about these things. He just gives me this look I know well and says WHY do you think I want to know this ****.. I dont. He is a scenario maker.. big mental pic guy. I can only imagine what he sees in his mind when I tell him this sort of thing!

You can bet Im telling him ALL about this...

a reply to: DustbowlDebutante

LOL..."drilling info"

originally posted by: DustbowlDebutante
a reply to: Advantage

You are welcome - LOL.

Here's a hot, sexy picture for all the petrosexuals out there:

HAHAHA!!!! Oh lord.. youre a nut!

So is this now considered porn?

Cant wait to see this while walking down the street, ahhh good times.



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a reply to: Black_Fox

Petrosexuality is meant to distinguish between Tree Huggers and Tree Humpers.

a reply to: Advantage

I do what I can...

On topic:

Is this sort of thing really going to be the new norm? Are we gonna have people molesting rocks and calling themselves something like geosexual next?

Our world is sick. The only way to maintain sanity anymore is to laugh about it. It's about all we can do...unfortunately. I guess being ecosexual, geosexual or even petrosexual isn't all that bad, as far as at least these folks are just diddling inanimate objects... It could be worse if they didn't have this way to vent these bizarre desires, no? I mean, it's better than molesting kids or raping adults...

originally posted by: XAn0nym0usX
a reply to: burdman30ott6

So you don't think Homosexuality or Bisexuality are Mental Disorders, just anything related to Gender-Identity?

I don't understand bisexuality, to be honest. Homosexuality strikes me as at least being logically explainable in so much as the brain's wiring could be in a particular position... As far as the rest, I don't know if attention seeking behavior is a disorder or not.