posted on Nov, 3 2016 @ 12:13 AM
a reply to: Assassin82
A thread I've waited 6 1/2 decades for, F&S!
Here's how we reversed the Curse, Jeff 'n' me...
Go to the BillyGoat Tap on the day they clinch the Pennant
The REAL bar next to Wacker Drive-- not some later clone dive.
Have a cheeseburger to die for, with extra onion to
repel the scavenging beast that looks like Baphomet.
The Day they win their FIRST game in the Fall Classic:
buy a hand of Chiquitas. Let them rot.
On the day they're makin or breakin' make a banana
cream pie with real cream and homemade crust. Keep
telling yourself on Game 7 "...close but NO BANANA."
The Cubs today have ruptured reality: and thanks for
the thread. I'm having a bottle of Jack Black instead,
and will be a Cards fan from now on because my blood
pressure can't take this crap anymore.
And for you, Spad... thanks for the regular voice of reason.
EDIT:: "President of whatever.." ? Where's that Belushi
BrokeJack Mountain meme Demotivational send-in DAMMIT.
edit on 3-11-2016 by derfreebie because: You had to BE there to be an Animal.