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Where are all the Halloween Posts?

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posted on Oct, 31 2016 @ 07:34 PM
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Oh...and another. Four of us went out as KISS. Makeup and all. I made a somewhat metal Gene Simmons outfit with wood nailed to the bottom of my sneakers. It wasn't so bad. Until we got to one house and this really old woman opened the door. We said "Trick or Treat" (of course) and she looked me right in the eyes and said "Oh...are you dressed as Elvis". I died right there and within minutes the nails in my shoes turned out not to be a great idea when walking long distances.




posted on Oct, 31 2016 @ 07:35 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
You smokin' hawt babe!


Tell me about it. I looked so hot Trump grabbed me.



posted on Oct, 31 2016 @ 07:39 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I thought about going as Trump and just carrying my cat.

But the store ran out of orange latex spray-on.



posted on Oct, 31 2016 @ 07:40 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I can run to the paint store real quick. How many gallons do I need to cover you?



posted on Oct, 31 2016 @ 07:40 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I guess you could have just put the cat on your head and called it a day?



posted on Oct, 31 2016 @ 07:42 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

I can run to the paint store real quick. How many gallons do I need to cover you?



Enough for a small bridge or a cement truck.



posted on Oct, 31 2016 @ 07:44 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Enough for a small bridge or a cement truck.


Maybe I should grab you a Shake Weight and a few Slim-Fasts as well....



posted on Oct, 31 2016 @ 07:44 PM
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originally posted by: WeAreAWAKE
a reply to: DBCowboy

I guess you could have just put the cat on your head and called it a day?


The cat has better sense.




posted on Oct, 31 2016 @ 07:46 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Enough for a small bridge or a cement truck.


Maybe I should grab you a Shake Weight and a few Slim-Fasts as well....


Slim-Fast is great poured over French fries.



posted on Oct, 31 2016 @ 07:46 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Careful how you speak of our next President



posted on Oct, 31 2016 @ 07:51 PM
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originally posted by: WeAreAWAKE
a reply to: DBCowboy

Careful how you speak of our next President



Speaking of presidential candidates. . . . . I saw a person dressed as Hillary.

I accidently hit her with my car. Backed up. . . accidently hit her again. . . .

Backed up. . . . . accidently hit her again. . . . Backed up. . . . . . .

Accidently hit her again. . . . .


(joke, wife got worried about that post)
edit on 31-10-2016 by DBCowboy because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 31 2016 @ 07:51 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Slim-Fast is great poured over French fries.


*sigh*

You'll probably use the Shake Weight to tenderize a veal cutlet.



posted on Oct, 31 2016 @ 07:55 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Slim-Fast is great poured over French fries.


*sigh*

You'll probably use the Shake Weight to tenderize a veal cutlet.



I just use it to knock out the cow. . . . .



posted on Oct, 31 2016 @ 07:56 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I just use it to knock out the cow. . . . .


Hey, hey, hey! Hillary is not that fat.



posted on Oct, 31 2016 @ 07:59 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

grabbed you by the....

i knew it



posted on Oct, 31 2016 @ 08:00 PM
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I'm gonna dress up as a Secret Service Agent and visit you two...



posted on Oct, 31 2016 @ 08:00 PM
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I put on my bat-ears head band, and am wearing my skeleton glow-in-the-dark earrings to wear to answer the door, but nobody has come.

I have pounds of miniature snickers bars. Oh God.



posted on Oct, 31 2016 @ 08:01 PM
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edit on 31-10-2016 by DBCowboy because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 31 2016 @ 08:16 PM
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a reply to: WeAreAWAKE

I am rather disappointed as well.
Not nearly the turn out for candy as in years past. Had quite a few army/soldiers/hunters and a lot of princesses.

I would have figured Walking Dead or GOT to take center stage.

Anyway, me and the youngest daughter dressed up and had a blast until she went with her friends to the 'rich' neighborhoods.
Haha! 'They give out the good candy' she says.

She was Bacon and I was a pumpkin.
When I asked 'Why Bacon?'
She says, 'Because everyone loves Bacon!'

Happy Halloween!




posted on Oct, 31 2016 @ 08:19 PM
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a reply to: WeAreAWAKE

My Halloween was fantastic. I got wasted out in the country at a Halloween party with a bunch of Cops on Saturday. Tonight I took my Nephew trick or treating at a Halloween fest in Richmond's VA's the Fan District. Beers and smokes after. Good times. My favorite holiday by faaaaaar. I'd love to post a picture of my Bill Paxton in "NEAR DARK"/Cassidy from "The Preacher" costume from the party but I can't post a pic from my phone?
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!



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