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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy
I can run to the paint store real quick. How many gallons do I need to cover you?
originally posted by: WeAreAWAKE
a reply to: DBCowboy
I guess you could have just put the cat on your head and called it a day?
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: DBCowboy
Enough for a small bridge or a cement truck.
Maybe I should grab you a Shake Weight and a few Slim-Fasts as well....
originally posted by: WeAreAWAKE
a reply to: DBCowboy
Careful how you speak of our next President
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: DBCowboy
Slim-Fast is great poured over French fries.
*sigh*
You'll probably use the Shake Weight to tenderize a veal cutlet.