Two New Moonlets of Uranus and A Mysterious Object Headed Toward Earth?

a reply to: EndOfDays77


How would a moon of Uranus be visible on earth in daytime? Uranus isn't always at 2'o'clock

Keep the jokes flowing guys I wouldn't mind if this thread become the butt of jokes... If it's up to me, I'll send a new probe to Uranus to investigate the moonlets... a real big probe.

I was just wondering, maybe Sitchin got it right regarding Niburu? Maybe he botched his math in calculating it's orbit? I heard from another alternative researcher that he made a decent translation of the ancient Sumerian texts, after all Immanuel Velikovsky and Tom Van Flandern somehow points to the same weird behavior of Neptune not tot mention this new stuff from the current astromers.

a reply to: MasterAtArms
I think EndOfDays77 was talking about Planet Nine in relation to L91. I posted 2 articles in this thread, one to make fun of, the other, well... (shrugs shoulder).

a reply to: EndOfDays77

That's correct YOU are wrong

So... Is there or is there not a celestial body heading our way? I keep hearing there is only to see it not happen. Frankly I want off this ride.

a reply to: MaxTamesSiva

Mysterious Object Headed Toward Earth

That's no mysterious object, that's the new head of state...

originally posted by: superman2012
I love when they find new items around Uranus!!

Thanks for the new info!

We need to probe Uranus.

a reply to: AshFan
What will be an appropriate name for a new probe to Uranus?

originally posted by: MaxTamesSiva
a reply to: AshFan
What will be an appropriate name for a new probe to Uranus?

Big Uranus Telescope [and] Telemetry Probe [for] Reconnaissance, Orbital Bodies [and] Exodynamics

B.U.T.T.P.R.O.B.E

How about the First Integral Satellite for Teleportation or F.I.S.T.? The Clenched F.I.S.T. Orbiter will investigate the moonlets and the rings while the Clenched F.I.S.T. Extrasuppository Lander will do the investigation directly on Uranus?

a reply to: MaxTamesSiva

Keep the jokes flowing guys I wouldn't mind if this thread become the butt of jokes...

not personal just the means for the joke.

have you told captin kirk about the two new klingons around ur anus

I vote that one of these new moons is named after a certain neighborhood in the town of Greenwich, Connecticut.

Imagine the space news headlines:

B.U.T.T.P.R.O.B.E. Crashed on Uranus, Scientists are Baffled

Clenched F.I.S.T Extrasuppository Lander Recorded Strange Noises from Uranus

Clenched F.I.S.T. Orbiter Sent Vast Amount of Data from Mianus

originally posted by: PhantomOrion
So... Is there or is there not a celestial body heading our way? I keep hearing there is only to see it not happen. Frankly I want off this ride.

The Oort cloud object mentioned in the OP is (according to the article in the OP) headed our way, sort of. I say "sort of" because the article says that the object is heading in a direction more inwards towards the Sun, but (and this "but" is the important part) its closest approach will be about 50 AU. 50 AU is about the distance that Pluto is from Earth at its farthest from us.

So, yes -- the OP's article says the object may be headed our way.
But, no -- it will not really get very close to us.

originally posted by: MaxTamesSiva


Clenched F.I.S.T. Orbiter Sent Vast Amount of Data from Mianus

Oh, that's gold. Clearly we need to name these two moons:

1) Mianus
2) Heranus

That still leaves room for Hisanus.

Klingons on Uranus!

a reply to: Greggers
Maybe there will be more than 2 moonlets? How about Ouranus?... Ouranuses? Ourani sounds lame. How about another space news headline:

Vast Amount of Data from Mianus Wiped Clean by Hackers?