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Janet and John rolled down the hill... Honest...! The Chinese whisper story...

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posted on Oct, 19 2016 @ 01:52 PM
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Yoohoo to all members...

I know I know... a crap thread title but I thought that this might make a change from the usual taurine faecal matter that so many people are now obsessed with spewing over sadly onto this forum concerning a certain countries presidential elections and how low they can scrape barrels...

SO... without any further ado... who would like to contribute to Janet and John rolled down the hill and had an alien baby without puking political filth and shilling their posteriors off?

I'm guessing that this will not go long before Mr and Mrs Shill from both sides (the same names that we have ALL come to recognise as usual (even their pseudos)) come along and start getting stroppy with each other or flaming this thread ...?

Here we go for the beginning :

Janet and John rolled down the hill and had an alien baby...

Warmest

Lags
edit on 19-10-2016 by Lagomorphe because: Crap spelling




posted on Oct, 19 2016 @ 01:58 PM
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They had it on a farm, so don't be alarmed, they decided to call it hayley.



posted on Oct, 19 2016 @ 02:03 PM
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originally posted by: zGrimReapah
They had it on a farm, so don't be alarmed, they decided to call it hayley.


You are a poet and you don't know it !

Back on topic :

Hayley was crazy but so was the gravy...
edit on 19-10-2016 by Lagomorphe because: Crap spelling again



posted on Oct, 19 2016 @ 02:08 PM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

Where lumps could always be found
While poking around,
In the gravy I found
that the lumps matched hayleys head vaguely



posted on Oct, 19 2016 @ 02:08 PM
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Hayley was crazy but so was the gravy... which was dosed with magical mushrooms, now there's talk of conspiracy and all sorts of wickedry, and dragons are down in the dungeons.

edit on 19-10-16 by zGrimReapah because: brain fart regarding there's and their's for some reason



posted on Oct, 19 2016 @ 02:08 PM
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And then Trump came along and wanted to deport the baby coz it was an illegal alien but before he could do so Hillary sacrificed it to Moloch and ate it.

Edit: Im so sorry but I couldnt resist, not sure if it makes it better or not but I had a go at both candidates


S&F for making me smile too, sadly these days almost everything on here makes me angry or sad or just plain gobsmacked. Good to have a chuckle now and then.
People pls continue the game and ignore this post

edit on 19/10/2016 by IkNOwSTuff because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 19 2016 @ 02:27 PM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe



Janet and John rolled down the hill and had an alien baby...


The alien baby Haley drank too much milk daily
Haley rolled up the hill and suprised Janet with her own baby
John was with Jill trying to give her a thrill
As he left Jill with a thrill time stood still



posted on Oct, 19 2016 @ 02:41 PM
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But sadly for John (who was a bit of a dil) he was completely unaware that jill was a shill
Shed spend her days bloggin, loggin and floggin
Spreading her lines as if from her noggin
But it all came from above, not a word her own
Shed spout her wicked lies even when truth was shown

Edit: sorry I wanted to play properly but the 1st thing that came into my head that rhymed with "still" was "shill" and again I couldnt resist.

I think I may have impulse control issues

edit on 19/10/2016 by IkNOwSTuff because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 19 2016 @ 02:59 PM
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John & Jill had such a thrill
In their low and wicked ways
Jill said with a shout What the
Hells this about, and John came
tumbling behind.



posted on Oct, 19 2016 @ 03:20 PM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe
Is this what you're calling "Chinese whispers"?
To me, "Chinese whispers" is the gradual alteration of a message as it gets passed down the line from one person to another.
The classic, probably apocryphal, example being the message "Send us reinforcements, we're going to advance" evolving into "Send us three-and-fourpence, we're going to a dance".
(P.S. "Three-and-fourpence" is three shillings and four pennies in old money- in decimal currency, just over 16p. Sixteen and two-thirds, to be exact. That shows you how old the story is)



posted on Oct, 20 2016 @ 12:53 AM
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