Janet and John rolled down the hill... Honest...! The Chinese whisper story...

Yoohoo to all members...

I know I know... a crap thread title but I thought that this might make a change from the usual taurine faecal matter that so many people are now obsessed with spewing over sadly onto this forum concerning a certain countries presidential elections and how low they can scrape barrels...

SO... without any further ado... who would like to contribute to Janet and John rolled down the hill and had an alien baby without puking political filth and shilling their posteriors off?

I'm guessing that this will not go long before Mr and Mrs Shill from both sides (the same names that we have ALL come to recognise as usual (even their pseudos)) come along and start getting stroppy with each other or flaming this thread ...?

Here we go for the beginning :

Janet and John rolled down the hill and had an alien baby...

Warmest

Lags

They had it on a farm, so don't be alarmed, they decided to call it hayley.

originally posted by: zGrimReapah
They had it on a farm, so don't be alarmed, they decided to call it hayley.

You are a poet and you don't know it !

Back on topic :

Hayley was crazy but so was the gravy...

a reply to: Lagomorphe

Where lumps could always be found
While poking around,
In the gravy I found
that the lumps matched hayleys head vaguely

Hayley was crazy but so was the gravy... which was dosed with magical mushrooms, now there's talk of conspiracy and all sorts of wickedry, and dragons are down in the dungeons.

And then Trump came along and wanted to deport the baby coz it was an illegal alien but before he could do so Hillary sacrificed it to Moloch and ate it.

Edit: Im so sorry but I couldnt resist, not sure if it makes it better or not but I had a go at both candidates

S&F for making me smile too, sadly these days almost everything on here makes me angry or sad or just plain gobsmacked. Good to have a chuckle now and then.
People pls continue the game and ignore this post

a reply to: Lagomorphe

Janet and John rolled down the hill and had an alien baby...

The alien baby Haley drank too much milk daily
Haley rolled up the hill and suprised Janet with her own baby
John was with Jill trying to give her a thrill
As he left Jill with a thrill time stood still

But sadly for John (who was a bit of a dil) he was completely unaware that jill was a shill
Shed spend her days bloggin, loggin and floggin
Spreading her lines as if from her noggin
But it all came from above, not a word her own
Shed spout her wicked lies even when truth was shown

Edit: sorry I wanted to play properly but the 1st thing that came into my head that rhymed with "still" was "shill" and again I couldnt resist.

I think I may have impulse control issues

John & Jill had such a thrill
In their low and wicked ways
Jill said with a shout What the
Hells this about, and John came
tumbling behind.

a reply to: Lagomorphe
Is this what you're calling "Chinese whispers"?
To me, "Chinese whispers" is the gradual alteration of a message as it gets passed down the line from one person to another.
The classic, probably apocryphal, example being the message "Send us reinforcements, we're going to advance" evolving into "Send us three-and-fourpence, we're going to a dance".
(P.S. "Three-and-fourpence" is three shillings and four pennies in old money- in decimal currency, just over 16p. Sixteen and two-thirds, to be exact. That shows you how old the story is)