A Prayer to Saint Julian Assange

O Saint Julian Assange,
You probably gather I think you're dead, since I am praying to you.
I confess that I know of Linux and C++ as distant, boring jargon, but I reverently believe in exposing bastards. Hail the humiliation of the corrupt.
I beg of you, Saint Assange, that if you actually have any real dirt on the two psychopaths running for president in my decadent country, please reveal it, asap. If one or both lunatics could be incarcerated, you get 100 points to spend in heaven. Furthermore, if they could be replaced with non crazy people, that would be pretty cool.
For all the babies and all the veterans and all the poor people from sea to shining sea, Amen.

a reply to: Look2theSacredHeart

I actually considered posting praying/good thoughts for this man's well being earlier. Thanks for this.

He should only be considered a saint when he has cleared his name from these pesky rape allegations. Even then, arguably some of the stuff he's released has resulted in the victimisation of others.