Breaking: Election Results Are In NOW!!!

Ladies and gentleman here to give you breaking news that have just come in from our 2017 presidential election room to count up the tally. We have confirmed reports that have named Hillary Rodham Clinton is the next official president of the United States. It has also been confirmed she has indeed won by a landslide victory against Donald Trump! We here at the news desk are elated to hear such wonderful news and we invite you to watch the upcoming democratic press conference regarding this astounding victory!

Stay tuned for more news here at 6 o clock!!!

a reply to: 4N0M4LY

We have confirmed reports that have named Hillary Rodham Clinton slated to become the next official president of the United States.

Define 'slated'.

a reply to: intrptr Hey dont blame me blame the guy writing this. Im just a guy who reports the news.

"Quickly edits the OP hoping the American public wont catch on"

More breaking news.

Exit polling is in.

85 % of dead people voted for Clinton.

95% of illegals voted for Clinton.

100 % of the voting machines were rigged.

Film at 11.

a reply to: 4N0M4LY

Okay, thats better. Now its 'O'fficial. Thanks for the chuckle.