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Dave Grigger, a grave digger from Lazbuddie, Texas has made the shocking claim that Hillary Clinton forced herself on him during an airplane flight from Austin to Lubbock, Texas in 1979.
Grigger told the Lazbuddie Herald, ‘Yeah man… I was just sitting there cleaning my fingernails … drinking a Coors Light … and then, BOOM! She was on me like stink on a monkey. Tryin’ to kiss me, licking her lips, and singin’ ol’ Marvin Gaye’s song, Sexual Healing! And She smelt like sardines and Caress bath soap. I’ll never forget that smell!’
Grigger went on to say he was, ‘traumaticized for life’ but he hasn’t said anything until now because ‘he doesn’t want Hillary becoming President and what not.’
originally posted by: Quauhtli
The woman is completely sexless. It's hard to imagine her doing anything sexual at all and that is a good thing. The reality of a situation like the one you describe would be far far worse than that..
Except the part where he has been traumatised for life... it would indeed be a crippling experience.
originally posted by: Cobaltic1978
The thought alone, is very gross.
Although they should have chosen a different song, as Sexual Healing wasn't released until 1982.
Ritz claims that Gaye had been viewing sadomasochism comic books and advised Gaye he needed "sexual healing."