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Parody of Trumps Upcoming Video Speech

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posted on Oct, 7 2016 @ 11:00 PM
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Good evening America

Tonight folks a 10 year old video of me and another schoolyard reprobate was released by the ridiculous media, of me indulging in harmless locker room banter.

America, As Tony Montana said in Scarface, I never in all of my life grabbed anyone’s p___y that didn’t have it coming to em!

And anyway it’s all Hillary’s fault

I would like to say though that I’m sorry…sorry as hell I got caught!

And as I’ve said earlier in a tweet…I’ve heard worst language from Bill Clinton on the gulf course than what me and this little geek got caught saying on this 10 year old video.

He has said not only that he would grab a p___y but an a__ as well. That’s much worst than I said.

So even though its all Hillary and Bills fault I nevertheless want to to to to to…to Ap..ap…ap..ap..ap..ol…ol..ol..ol…ol… a…a…a..a…g…g…g…i…i…i…z…

Ahh...that was hard but I got out out!

And to all my loyal and dedicated supporters. Keep justifying my ridiculous behavior. Covering up my lies…avoiding my distortions….accepting my demagoguery…loving my ignorance…and on November when you go to the polls remember that old maxim by the Great P. T. Barnum


theres a sucker born every minute





edit on 7-10-2016 by Willtell because: (no reason given)




posted on Oct, 7 2016 @ 11:30 PM
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Dude the Trumpets are dead serious about beef jerky face spray tan, there's so many triggered Trumpets here they're starting to head to Stormfont, that's their safe space.

No one likes them, hopefully they go away after Hillary wins, I have a feeling they'll be crying for all 8 years of Clintons presidency.



posted on Oct, 7 2016 @ 11:36 PM
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a reply to: RedMenace16




I have a feeling they'll be crying for all 8 years of Clintons presidency.


Any real american would cry just think'n about it. I do.



posted on Oct, 7 2016 @ 11:36 PM
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Low hanging fruit, but I approve this thread.

You forgot to mention a shout out to the stage four cancer patients though.



posted on Oct, 8 2016 @ 02:22 AM
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a reply to: randyvs

Who gets to decide who's a "real American"?



posted on Oct, 8 2016 @ 02:32 AM
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a reply to: RedMenace16

We certainly aren't voting for any are we?



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