If You Could Ask Hillary Or Trump One Question And Allowed to Punch Them In The Face:

originally posted by: Metallicus

originally posted by: RedMenace16
I would ask Hillary how happy she is about being positive example to the future female leaders of this country.

And on a scale of 9 to 10 how awesome does it feel to be Americas next president?

Apparently the 'correct the record' trolls have found this thread.

Just wow.

Smile, nod and smack them with facts.


I would have to ask why she thinks it's ok to manipulate the media and beat an old socialist to be the presidential nominee. I would pass on striking her. I don't wish her dead, so much mental hell she should atone for.

originally posted by: RedMenace16
I would ask Hillary how happy she is about being positive example to the future female leaders of this country.

And on a scale of 9 to 10 how awesome does it feel to be Americas next president?

Well, I'm asking my question first about who is lying about either her or Bill sending each other emails. He said he didn't she said she did. Someone is lying so bare in mind, she will not be able to answer your question once I deck her in the face I assure you. There is no scale to measure how awesome I would feel. Some things in life just can't be measured.

I would ask Hillary how Michelle Obama will be involved in her 8 years or presidency and what position will you give her after your first day in office?

I would ask Donald Trump where's Melania at now that he's homeless and does he think she went back to the Kremlin doing office work?

originally posted by: LifeMode

originally posted by: RedMenace16
I would ask Hillary how happy she is about being positive example to the future female leaders of this country.

And on a scale of 9 to 10 how awesome does it feel to be Americas next president?

Well, I'm asking my question first about who is lying about either her or Bill sending each other emails. He said he didn't she said she did. Someone is lying so bare in mind, she will not be able to answer your question once I deck her in the face I assure you. There is no scale to measure how awesome I would feel. Some things in life just can't be measured.

That's pretty funny lol!

a reply to: LifeMode

I would ask Hillary how much amphetamine she's consumed in the past month. It would be multiple choice and televised, which would be fun because she'd have one of those animated spasmodic twitchy reactions:

A) Insane amounts
B) Ludicrous amounts
C) Way more than Macauley Culkin
D) None, now put on that Tungsten gauntlet and punch me in the face for lying

I would ask Donald if he'd pay me $1 million to punch me in the face on live TV. After receiving the cash, I would allow him to punch me full force with his tiny baby fist, absorbing pain equivalent to a mosquito bite, then lay him out with one blow and claim self defense.

Can I can I sacrifice the question and punch for one to instead simply punch both in the face?

a reply to: LifeMode



I dont recommed punching anyone in the face. :

I would ask Senator Hillary Clinton, "Does it amaze you that thousands of Americans have been obsesessed with your emails, and after, what, 9 months? There is still no "smoking gun"?"

I would ask Donald Trump, "Is this when we see the corruption of Capitalism, as we have seen the worse tenets of Communism and Socialism during the cold war? If elected, would you relegate executive responsibilities to your Vice President or cabinet?"

I do not recommend violence or actually punching anyone.....however...hypothetically speaking .........I would ask.... " why the f*** didn't you sent help to Benghazi?" .... .. Followed by a knock out punch to the face ..... And then If I was allowed to ask a second question....id ask....." How do you like it , getting beaten to death ?"

"Do you think you're a good person with a decent soul?" BAM! Right in piehole!

a reply to: LifeMode

The gentleman in me would punch trump first, but I would probably regret this because Hillary's zombie/reptilian strength would be enough to break my jaw or punch my heart out with a single blow.

I wouldn't punch any old person in the face...
If they had to tell the truth I would ask "What is Trump getting for destroying the republican party and giving Clinton the presidency?".

originally posted by: intrepid
Dude. Gotta be a Knock Knock joke.

I thought to myself "Knock, knock" as I opened this thread...