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Vote For Limberbutt McCubbins!

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posted on Sep, 30 2016 @ 09:10 PM
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How can I volunteer for his campaign?




posted on Sep, 30 2016 @ 09:10 PM
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a reply to: eriktheawful

With a name like that, who could resist ?!

I suspect he'd do a much better job too... especially in the foreign affairs department.





posted on Sep, 30 2016 @ 09:11 PM
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a reply to: kosmicjack

That's not what I heard! At least mine seem to find walls ... and closed doors ... to be a personal affront. I think he might be an open borders type of guy.



posted on Sep, 30 2016 @ 09:11 PM
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originally posted by: kosmicjack
Who is his favorite foreign leader?


Chairman Meow?



posted on Sep, 30 2016 @ 09:13 PM
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originally posted by: projectvxn
How can I volunteer for his campaign?



He's starting a petition drive on scratch paper.




posted on Sep, 30 2016 @ 09:15 PM
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a reply to: intrepid

Probably a Manchurian Candidate.



posted on Sep, 30 2016 @ 09:25 PM
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Hmmm...how diplomatic is he with other male cats? I read that Larry the Cat was staying in office after David Cameron stepped down. It could be a good alliance and beginning to get the rats out of established politics.



posted on Sep, 30 2016 @ 09:27 PM
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originally posted by: kosmicjack
a reply to: intrepid

Probably a Manchurian Candidate.


**Breaking News!**

McCubbins' mother was a Li Hua Mau



But was he born in the US?



posted on Sep, 30 2016 @ 09:29 PM
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originally posted by: kosmicjack
a reply to: intrepid

Probably a Manchurian Candidate.






I've found someone to moderate debates:






posted on Sep, 30 2016 @ 09:33 PM
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originally posted by: intrepid

originally posted by: kosmicjack
Who is his favorite foreign leader?


Chairman Meow?


Meowseph Stalin and Kitler?




posted on Sep, 30 2016 @ 09:34 PM
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I am still writing in my dog, my cat is a douche.



posted on Sep, 30 2016 @ 09:36 PM
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a reply to: eriktheawful

I've met Stubbs. I like his platform, particularly his border security plans against mice and small birds... despite the ridiculous complaints of "xenophobia" that those plans have generated.



posted on Sep, 30 2016 @ 09:36 PM
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Limberbutt McCubbins: greatest name ever.



posted on Sep, 30 2016 @ 09:40 PM
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a reply to: eriktheawful

This is awkward.

"Limberbutt McCubbins" was my stripper name.

I saw the title and thought, "Why is Rush Limbaugh running?"

Before I vote for him, what is he going to do about the "fur ball" issue plaguing the middle class?



posted on Sep, 30 2016 @ 09:40 PM
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Stop it!

I can't BREATH I'm laughing so hard at the comments here!!!



to everyone in this thread so far!



posted on Sep, 30 2016 @ 09:42 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: eriktheawful

This is awkward.

"Limberbutt McCubbins" was my stripper name.


Dude, with your avvy I just spewed on myself. It made me think, "Just say no to drugs."



posted on Sep, 30 2016 @ 09:43 PM
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originally posted by: intrepid

originally posted by: kosmicjack
a reply to: intrepid

Probably a Manchurian Candidate.






I've found someone to moderate debates:






I just fell out of my chair!


That's the perfect moderator!!!!!




posted on Sep, 30 2016 @ 09:45 PM
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a reply to: ketsuko

I hope he's not a adopted Siamese orphan.




posted on Sep, 30 2016 @ 09:50 PM
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a reply to: xuenchen

Politically correct decorum, please. The proper term is "conjoined," not "Siamese."



posted on Sep, 30 2016 @ 09:51 PM
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originally posted by: projectvxn
How can I volunteer for his campaign?



Offer num nums and exactly 5 (five) belly rubs. Any more than 5 and he will claw the hell out of you.




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