posted on Sep, 27 2016 @ 12:22 PM
To all concerned parties,
It is my firm opinion that we may be facing a medical epidemic of massive proportions. This malady, while not contemporary, has become more
prevalent due to external influences. Although consistently present throughout human history, in modern society, this disorder appears to proliferate
every quadrennial cycle. This cycle I have observed cases of this condition to have increased expeditiously.
Common symptoms of this include but are not limited to......
1: The unyielding opinion that (insert candidate of choice) will actually ameliorate the blemished state of civilization.
2 : Discovering that, by decree, the individual's placement into a basket of deplorables.
3 : Discovering that, through speculation, the individual has been designated the label of “Social Justice Warrior.”
4 : The individual exhibits antagonistic tendencies regarding differing perspective.
5 : The individual exhibits erroneous perception of omniscience.
If you find yourself with any of these symptoms, you may have succumbed to Faecal Encephalopathy by means of cephalo-anal impaction. If, by
happenstance, this is an authentic occurrence of this ailment, I recommend consulting your local proctologist to see if a cranial extraction is a
This simple procedure is virtually pain free. Upon the successful removal of the offending appendage, and subsequent removal of fecal matter, full
recovery of rational thought gradually returns. This, typically, allows the individual to resume daily activity, unhindered by the political
machinations of the morally corrupt.
With considerable anguish,
Disgusted with politics.