a friend of a fiend of a friend of a three letter word, page 1

After deciding to stop fearing the bright flashes of light in his eyes, Amyriad spoke of what he had seen...
"a strange being not doing as it was told....wearing clothing similar to humans of a specific gender...i am not sure from where it came from...
it spoke english fair enough..kept looking at me...trying to get into a car and yet it just said, " stick me on top of the roof.."
"ah so you need a ride?"
he spoke again..."where you think we are going.."
" we are just getting a way super slow..as you didn't even drink water?"
"i am a breatharian!"
"ah, well your the highest form of being here?"
"so they say..."
" well teach my kind... how to get that high?"
"its possible..."
the being ate a few leaves and then vanished... into thin air... to reapeer elsewhere... a home...a cats grandmothers home!
and fed a human in the house ...cabbage salad! mumbling about how foolish never eating is and most likely always will be...