We Americans live in a society where racism no longer exists, people are forced to treat genders (all 5,000 of them AMIRITE?) equally, good Christian
bakers cannot refuse to bake cakes that might fall into the hands of non-heterosexuals,
disabled people get all the best
parking spots and among politicians, only Donald Trump has the tremendous strength and disregard for political correctness to point out the obvious
fact that the majority of the followers of the "Religion of Peace" are one pressure cooker away from killing us all. (except for the rich ones who buy
our yachts when we're going broke)
On the surface, it may seem that the radical egalitarianism of the progressive Left has given unfair advantages to every oppressed group in our once
However my friends, there is one group that continues to be overlooked by SJWs. Despite being one of the largest voting blocs in the country, there is
one demographic that has for far too long been invisible. Members of this group are regularly ridiculed by the lamestream media! Their opinions have
consistently been denounced as unworthy of discussion! Their firmly held beliefs largely ignored by the educated elites!
In fact, the very motto of this site is an example of the egregious bigotry of which I speak — DENY IGNORANCE? — that's calling on people to deny
these unfortunate victims their most fundamental rights!
If we ever hope to make this nation great again, we must hold out our hands to these people who dwell in the shadows and give them the affirmation
they so rightly deserve. Social media sites like Facebook and Twitter have made great strides in giving voice to those who have been silenced far too
long but it's not enough and while this tyranny persists, the weakest among us will be unfairly confined to baskets.
Join with me in demanding the changes needed to protect the fundamental rights of those who know so little:
1. Less nuance in discussions.
It's hard enough to understand the flibberjabber without all the unnecessary details!
2. An end to fact checking.
Fact checking is unfair to facts-challenged individuals!
3. Less words, more pictures.
A picture is worth a thousand words!
4. More false dichotomies. Too
many choices is too
5. Fewer big words.
Dictionaries cost money and online dictionaries are too difficult for some people to locate!
6. More finger pointing.
Don't waste time with confusing explanations — cut to the chase — just tell people who to blame!
7. Less policy, more personality.
Policy is boring and boredom makes it difficult to pay attention!
8. More reassurance.
Folks need to know what to believe and a good way to highlight important points is to use phrases like "believe me!"
9. Nick names.
We've been using nick names since kindergarten because they work!
Keep It Short Silly!* If they're too long, ignoranace-abled folks often forget what you're talking about before the sentence is
In addition to launching this new movement, I am happy-like-the-meal to announce the formation of a new organization and hashtag,
Finally folks, it is with great pleasure that I announce #DumbVotesCount2's endorsement for the next President of the United States of America. While
both major party candidates have conducted outreach to the low-information community
, this man understands ignorance-abled people more than any
other and not only will he be their voice, he'll keep politics at a level they can understand!
It's one less decision to worry about, so put it on Ted Cruz Control
and cast your votes for Donald Trump and the ignorance-abled!
* Some people use the acronym K.I.S.S. for the bigoted adage "keep it simple stupid." It's time to take it back. "Stupid" is an epithet used
to oppresse the ignorance-abled. Also, everyone likes kissing.
** Notice the use of the letter 2 which negates potentional to/too confusion.
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