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posted on Sep, 24 2016 @ 03:19 PM
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The Kwansky way....
"Hey folks we would like to do something for you, call our number and give us your information!"
comercial actor,big smiles..."yes i called the number, gave them information and waiting for something...i am not so sure what, exactly.."
disgruntled human somwhere else...on the phone.."yeah, i made it to a seminar cuz i am the janitor....uh there was a blank wall, thats all i am saying..gotta go!"
a person in white robes spoke from somewhere...overseeing things..."say this...be really happy...yes my brothers were there for a meditation retreat...where one may clear all thoughts."
someone eating out of the trash outside started mumbling.." its about american currancy...pieces of paper" then two body guards grabbed the wretch and threw her into a hole in the ground and said you will marry or else...he has many wives that can't wait to tell you what to do...
the poor thing took her pill and drink and died in the whole.

she came back to life for one moment and told them all to suck on an oyster..then died, happy alone ....




posted on Sep, 24 2016 @ 03:20 PM
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a reply to: peppycat

What's the joke?



posted on Sep, 24 2016 @ 03:20 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

exactly...



posted on Sep, 24 2016 @ 03:22 PM
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a reply to: peppycat

I want my 26 seconds back that it took me to read that.



posted on Sep, 24 2016 @ 03:26 PM
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That hurt to read.



posted on Sep, 24 2016 @ 03:30 PM
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Sorry but what was that about?



posted on Sep, 24 2016 @ 03:33 PM
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a reply to: DarkvsLight29

that is what i am trying to figure out...all i can say is tv is stupid and things are disturbing...thanks for stopping here~!

i am struggling with launguage and american comercials are throwing me off...sorry...thanks!



posted on Sep, 24 2016 @ 03:36 PM
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a reply to: Cobaltic1978

well, living and following Buddah can hurt too...the true path to enlightenment can be brutal...just like arranged marrages...ect... nothing is funny unless you experience it for your selves being forced into actions left unspoken......i am sure there are folks in more pain than my pathetic life



posted on Sep, 24 2016 @ 04:03 PM
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originally posted by: peppycat
a reply to: Cobaltic1978

well, living and following Buddah can hurt too...the true path to enlightenment can be brutal...just like arranged marrages...ect... nothing is funny unless you experience it for your selves being forced into actions left unspoken......i am sure there are folks in more pain than my pathetic life


I wasn't attacking you, just the words. Namaste



posted on Sep, 24 2016 @ 04:23 PM
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"the poor thing took her pill and drink and died in the whole"

I get it, the drink was Hawaiian punch and that was the punch line.
Still isn't funny.



posted on Sep, 24 2016 @ 04:25 PM
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a reply to: Cobaltic1978

thanks, i am scared that the infomercial are going to be mad...yet i just do not get what they are selling...sorry...

i will strive to stay away from programming, thank you!



posted on Sep, 24 2016 @ 04:30 PM
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a reply to: rickymouse

its just me making fun of finding reasons for this incarnation...sorry it was painful to read...and not funny, really its sorta maddening and disturbing...well holloweeen is near so onward to scaryier world events....sorry... i am struggling with humor for stand up comedy night..will work on a more lighthearted appraoch...thanks for thhe feed back!
one day a person will get my humor is for healing, me or any one else and not make people confused mad or sad...sorry i am trully struggling and greatly appreciate feedback!



posted on Sep, 24 2016 @ 04:35 PM
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a reply to: peppycat

Hey, I suck at comedy, but I try anyway and usually go way over people's heads.

I enjoy torturing others with my crappy puns.



posted on Sep, 24 2016 @ 09:22 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

next time it wont wind up so tragiccally, sorry... i working on turning things inti lighthearted goodness and fun...then i will get thungs right about why laughter helps...sorry



posted on Sep, 24 2016 @ 09:29 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: peppycat

I want my 26 seconds back that it took me to read that.



It's like the sun, you're not supposed to stare and focus on it.




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