This is one of those topics than we men prefer not to talk about. Well folks it's time to face that fear and share it. I'll go first, you next.
So one day you wake up like every morning and go bathroom with a full load, suddenly you know something is wrong. Some part of your body is not
responding to your commands and you can't see that nice stream coming down like every morning as part of the ritual. You have the right to freak out
I won't forget the day I entered to the doctor's office, a friendly secretary and a nurse were ready to assist me, they give me a form to fill while
they look at my eyes. I could read their minds. They know I'm there because I might have a problem with my "buddy" and already started to feel
uncomfortable. It's a macho thing only we men can understand. One attractive nurse came to me and said "The Doctor is ready to see you",
He talk to me in a friendly way, he is also a man and knew I was feeling like crap in that moment and he doesn't wants to scare me more. The first
thing I did was take a look at his hands, wonder about the size of the fingers, is he wearing a ring?
During the first visit I went through the full batch of tests. They started with the easy ones, a simple ultrasound, some blood test, fill a cup and
pee in a strange device to check my "performance". I missed the target for few seconds and had an embarrassing moment telling the nurse that I made a
mess in the floor. She said "happens all the time", with a smile and told me to go to "that" room. I wanted to run.
Then I pulled down my pants and underwear and assume the position, he came and told me to relax while he gets the glove and lubricant. Here we go
baby. All right, now he is digging, I wanted to scream but I didn't. I thought : "I'm not virgin anymore".
He is done, leaves the room and gave me a moment to clean all the mess he made in my butt. Back home, my wife asked me how was it. I joked and told
her he not even put romantic music, no flowers. I just wanted to burn that underwear and sit in a corner while I had those horrible flashbacks.
I didn't come back to the doctor for years, switched to natural medicine and all works without missing a delivery since then. wife happy too...if you
know what I mean
edit on 24-9-2016 by Trueman because: (no reason given)