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Ham on Wry @realHamOnWry 25m25 minutes ago Ted Cruz took a trip back in time today; a time when he'd hand over his lunch money to the school bully or spend the day inside a locker. 37 retweets 82 likes Reply Retweet 37 Like 82 More
Matt FullerVerified account @MEPFuller 3h3 hours ago Ted Cruz walks into a bar. A man spits in his face. Cruz makes a fist, then buys the man a drink. Nothing mattered. It hadn't for years. 650 retweets 1,079 likes Reply Retweet 650 Like 1.1K More
Problem GlassesVerified account @saraschaefer1 3h3 hours ago Now we know what that white thing was on Ted Cruz's lips. It was the last piece of his spine 122 retweets 458 likes Reply Retweet 122 Like 458 More
LOLGOP @LOLGOP 2h2 hours ago LOLGOP Retweeted Sopan Deb Believe me. You better not mess with Ted Cruz's family, unless you want his endorsement.
originally posted by: theantediluvian
I heard that Lyin' Ted is hopping aboard the Trump Train — last stop, Betaville. I heard that somewhere. I dunno folks but that's what I heard. Nobody is reporting it on ATS yet. Ridiculous right? Ridiculous.
The guy is a basket case. Very unhinged. That's what everyone says about Lyin' Ted.
What do you expect folks? Have you heard about Lyin' Ted's father? What a disgrace. So many people are upset with Lyin' Ted's father. He was with Lee Harvey Oswald prior to Oswald's being, you know, shot. That was reported and nobody even talks about it. It's true folks. I mean, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree right? Worst thing that's ever happened. So sad. So many people are angry about that.
Lyin' Ted says he's a "constitutionalist" but Donald Trump knows more about the Constitution than Lyin' Ted, believe me. Lyin' Ted was a big fan of Roberts right? Can you believe it folks? Justice Roberts gave us Obamacare. Might as well be called Robertscare! Loser. Very disgraceful. Worst thing that's ever happened in the history of this country.
What a fail. Have you seen his wife Hiedi? Her name should be "Hide-me." She's no Melania. That's what everyone says. They do. I don't say it but they do. You know what else they say? A picture is worth a thousand words:
There are things about Heidi that I don’t want to talk about but you can look. The Enquirer reported that Lyin' Ted cheated on his wife with many women. Many women. So many women. The Enquirer gets it right a lot. They don't have a Pulitzer but they should folks. They really should but it's a rigged system. So unfair how they cheat like Lyin' Ted.
Right folks? Remember that? Lyin' Ted cheated in Iowa. He couldn't win straight up. Total voter fraud. Total fraud. Such a rigged system. The voting is very unfair. Worst it's ever been in history.
It's good that Cruz has come around. Nobody likes Lyin' Ted but he knows when he's lost. Now he's spilling the beans in his pants. That's okay though folks, Trump gets along with everyone. He's the most forgiving person in the world. That's what everyone says. He doesn't care if Cruz called him an amoral, narcissist, philandering, pathological Liar. Lyin' Ted said that? That guy is such a liar. What a yuge liar.
It's a good thing that Trump is such a tremendously generous and forgiving person right? Cruz probably would have been disqualified from being President. He's not a natural born citizen. It's not a settled matter. That's what a lot of the best lawyers in the world are saying. I know them all. But maybe Trump will nominate him for the Supreme Court instead of that Thiel guy. There's something about that guy right? Something. I dunno folks.
Congratulations Lyin' Ted. Now you can make America Great Again too! (and it only cost you any vesitgal shred of dignity you may have had)
originally posted by: Tardacus
such a loser, i reckon he grabbed onto the ladder of the caboose as it was going by, sorry ted but i have no respect for a coattail rider.
originally posted by: Sremmos80
a reply to: theantediluvian
Was just reading about this, I have to say I am a bit surprised. After the way those two went at each other I didn't think he would ever do this. I would of liked to see him not, just like I didn't want to see Bernie endorse Hillary but I get why they have too.
Cruz is looking to protect his seat in 2018.