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A MEN'S THREAD : How to Deal With Wife's PMS.

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posted on Sep, 21 2016 @ 12:48 PM
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Slip her some B vitamins .




posted on Sep, 21 2016 @ 01:00 PM
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One time it got so bad that I went to the book shelf and grabbed the bible and proceeded to very loudly and in my best southern baptist dialect assert, "get thee behind me satan, the power of Christ compels you..."

That's a true story. It went well in the sense that the initial look on her face was worth tolerating what followed.

cheers.



posted on Sep, 21 2016 @ 02:28 PM
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a reply to: Michielli

That was the best reply in the whole thread.



posted on Sep, 21 2016 @ 04:03 PM
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a reply to: hutch622

Bring on the cricket. Warner to Captain.

Gives me a respite.

Bally.



posted on Sep, 21 2016 @ 05:58 PM
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originally posted by: raedar
Slip her some B vitamins .

That will only make her stronger. I don't want a wifezilla.



posted on Sep, 21 2016 @ 06:06 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Men get grouchy for legitimate reasons.

Like if we were mauled by a bear when we were bring home food for the family, or if we're trying to take over a country or build a bridge.

Or when she uses your razor blade to shave her....



posted on Sep, 22 2016 @ 05:17 AM
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My missus's PMS starts TEN DAYS before the actual cramps...
Half of every month is hell.
I bring home flowers, I cook amazing food, I give foot rubs, I answer all her loaded questions, I get yelled at, I get baited,I get ignored... She's a real piece of work...
Half of every month I wanna leave her, 3 days out of the rest I resent the $hit out of her, and the rest of the time I love her deeply.



posted on Sep, 22 2016 @ 08:25 AM
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The scientific community is still stumbling around on this, but they are not giving up clinical trials. Something is afoot here...it is a real condition.

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov...



posted on Sep, 22 2016 @ 08:39 AM
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These two scenes have it figured out. It's true, women are only normal for about a week out of the month.




posted on Sep, 22 2016 @ 11:27 AM
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originally posted by: Trueman
a reply to: ReprobateRaccoon

In order to consider your post valid, we must hear what your husband has to say about it.



I'll write his response, have him initial the statement, and post it later.

edit on 22-9-2016 by ReprobateRaccoon because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 22 2016 @ 11:42 AM
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Do not f@#$ with anything that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

I just retreat to my man cave and obey any and all comands



posted on Sep, 22 2016 @ 12:23 PM
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originally posted by: Trueman
a reply to: Michielli

That was the best reply in the whole thread.


Cheers. And I didn't even tell you the best part. It was new years eve and we had both dropped acid about two hours prior. *Note to self, never give menstruating female acid. Then I saw a bible, KJV...hehe, on my bookshelf and then that happened. I'm sure she was watching my performance with paisleys spewing out my eyes and ears or something. Then about 8 hours of aftermath. I haven't repeated that particular experiment again nor do I plan to.



posted on Sep, 22 2016 @ 02:32 PM
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a reply to: Trueman



How to Deal With Wife's PMS





posted on Sep, 22 2016 @ 02:44 PM
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a reply to: Trueman
I show her more compassion knowing she is chemically unbalanced.
If that doesn't work I give her a couple hours to adjust, and maybe she missed me why I was away



posted on Sep, 22 2016 @ 07:08 PM
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a reply to: CantStandIt

AhHa!

See, I KNEW it! 🤓😒

It's a conspiracy to get men to buy thier wimmen diamonds! 😊



posted on Sep, 23 2016 @ 01:32 AM
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a reply to: Trueman

The key is to NOT get married. A woman will push you much less if you do not get married. They know once you go through the hassle of marriage, you will not want to go through with the much larger hassle of getting divorced.



posted on Sep, 23 2016 @ 06:35 AM
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I honestly never know when my woman is going through her cycle until once a month we get frisky and she pulls out a towel lol. Maybe the secret is to have a somewhat high sex drive.

But from the horror stories I've heard... There is never a bar too far away lol.



posted on Sep, 23 2016 @ 07:28 AM
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a reply to: SkinnySteve

Also a pillow fence in the bed is a warning. DO NOT CROSS THE FENCE.



posted on Sep, 23 2016 @ 11:49 AM
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a reply to: Trueman

I roll her a massive spliff and download one of her favourite films
then leave her to it !



posted on Sep, 23 2016 @ 11:51 AM
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a reply to: Michielli

blood and acid are never a good mix my friend!

it does one no good to see the red fluid that keeps you alive coming out of your body!

my friend was clenching her first so hard one time when she was tripping she had dug her nails into her palm and caused the skin to break , she then thought she was going to bleed to death despite there being no blood what so ever , anyways we had to prove this to her by getting her bf who she completely trusts to wear a white t shirt and let her rub her hands on it to show there was no blood !







 
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