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A MEN'S THREAD : How to Deal With Wife's PMS.

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posted on Sep, 20 2016 @ 06:09 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Ahhh.

I've been just faking my death every month for decades.

Might try that instead.


Yup. Now you can be just like De Niro in The Untouchables and bash her skull in with sugary goodness.




posted on Sep, 20 2016 @ 06:16 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Ahhh.

I've been just faking my death every month for decades.

Might try that instead.


Yup. Now you can be just like De Niro in The Untouchables and bash her skull in with sugary goodness.


For some reason that reminded me of Samson and honey?



posted on Sep, 20 2016 @ 06:20 PM
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a reply to: Trueman

There is only one way to deal with women's PMS.

Don't get one in the first place.

nuff said.



posted on Sep, 20 2016 @ 06:22 PM
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originally posted by: intrepid

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Ahhh.

I've been just faking my death every month for decades.

Might try that instead.


Yup. Now you can be just like De Niro in The Untouchables and bash her skull in with sugary goodness.


For some reason that reminded me of Samson and honey?
Samson and Honey?

Is that some sort of Canadian porn?

"You're sexy, eh?"

"Thanks, eh."

"Let's go ice fishing, eh!"

*The End*



posted on Sep, 20 2016 @ 06:23 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Samson and Honey?

Is that some sort of Canadian porn?

"You're sexy, eh?"

"Thanks, eh."

"Let's go ice fishing, eh!"

*The End*


You left out the part where they all fall into a giant pothole and then are stung to death by mosquitos the size of jumbo jets.



posted on Sep, 20 2016 @ 06:25 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You mean, "The Director's Cut".




posted on Sep, 20 2016 @ 06:25 PM
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a reply to: Trueman

Let's see, avoid discussions, by answering yes or no, hide in the man cave until she goes to bed, tranquilizers (for her), cook dinner, put the seat back down, do the dishes, make the bed, fold the laundry (after I wash it), let her have a night out with the girls, let her pick what to watch on tv (even if MNF is on), vacuum, massage her feet (after a nice soothing wash in peppermint oil), tell her how pretty she is, compliment her outfit, do the grocery shopping (strategic placement of ice cream), wash and wax her car, agree to let her mother visit, paint the house, cut the yard, prune the trees, trim the hedges, plant a garden, bath the cats (kid is grown), pay the bills (balance checkbook), give her the credit card and let her go buy that new purse and shoes to match, take her to the opera (ear plugs handy and NOT fall asleep), go to the art gallery (pretend to understand abstract crap).



posted on Sep, 20 2016 @ 06:27 PM
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a reply to: searcherfortruth

Have you met my friend Toby who posted earlier in the thread?






edit on 20-9-2016 by AugustusMasonicus because: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn



posted on Sep, 20 2016 @ 06:28 PM
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Don't get married.

Problem solved.



posted on Sep, 20 2016 @ 06:30 PM
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I Googled it. It's from the OT:

biblehub.com...

Cripes that JW training stays with you though years of intoxication.



posted on Sep, 20 2016 @ 06:43 PM
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originally posted by: intrepid

originally posted by: SaturnFX
Put her back in the dungeon until she stops her bleeding without permission.


Dude. As a son, husband and father that's frickin disgusting.

Chocolates are good but you can't go wrong with:



please tell me those labels apply to 3 different women..
or you could simply be from arkansas

.
dungeons are cheaper than monthly diamonds...just sayin



posted on Sep, 20 2016 @ 07:03 PM
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a reply to: nerbot

Pssst..."they" are EVERYWHERE!

If'n you don't rent, lease, or own a precious one of your very own...you still deal with 'em everywhere you go!

🤔😭😨😯

* tiptoe *



posted on Sep, 20 2016 @ 07:10 PM
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a reply to: searcherfortruth

...peppermint oil?

Does that ward off her "shine of the moon" or, (please God) the incessant tears, bloating, and cramptitude?



posted on Sep, 20 2016 @ 07:20 PM
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Bahahahaha! OMG, this thread cracked me up.

Ding, ding, ding, Intrepid wins! I mean...diamonds? Genius!



posted on Sep, 20 2016 @ 07:25 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star
Bahahahaha! OMG, this thread cracked me up.

Ding, ding, ding, Intrepid wins! I mean...diamonds? Genius!



1000 stars for you!


edit on 20-9-2016 by OneGoal because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 20 2016 @ 07:29 PM
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a reply to: NewzNose

That's for me so I don't smell her feet!



posted on Sep, 20 2016 @ 07:29 PM
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a reply to: Trueman




posted on Sep, 20 2016 @ 07:34 PM
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PMS



Shivers....



posted on Sep, 20 2016 @ 07:44 PM
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a reply to: TinfoilTP

I believe you have that backward, sir.



posted on Sep, 20 2016 @ 07:44 PM
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