The Martians sent us home..., page 1

posted on Sep, 17 2016 @ 03:39 PM

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My long journey was amazing up here in a spaceship built for one human. The 251 days I spent traveling to Mars were amazing. I think I went insane. NASA was kind enough to give me a robot to chat with. She went crazy too.

My whole life I trained for this visit to Mars. NASA locked me in a 12x12 room for two years. Lucky for me I had a nail clipper and running recycled water. Yes my sissy was turned back into water. Everything was in my small room.

My robot and I landed kind of safe on Mars. I could not wait to exit this mind controlled space ship I was in.

As soon as we opened our door 100 Martians were angry and holding up a sign.

They sent us back...

Peeple

posted on Sep, 17 2016 @ 03:46 PM
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a reply to: Quantum12

Why were you locked in that room for 2 years if the journey only took 251 days? Or is it almost two years, including the flight back?

Also how can a robot have a gender and go crazy? Hormonal malfunctions? What for?
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Quantum12

posted on Sep, 17 2016 @ 03:50 PM
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a reply to: Peeple

Lol yes for a trip there and back. The robot had a female brain but a digital body. NASA thinks of everything.

Peeple

posted on Sep, 17 2016 @ 03:53 PM
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a reply to: Quantum12

Okay now I was able to s&f it without loosing my integrity.

Quantum12

posted on Sep, 17 2016 @ 03:57 PM
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a reply to: Peeple

Lol NASA is sending you there next, the Martians told me I could stay if I had White Castle hamburgers with extra pickles. NASA is packing you 401 frozen White Castle items and one in-and-out burger...

bilbous

posted on Sep, 17 2016 @ 04:05 PM
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originally posted by: Peeple
a reply to: Quantum12
Also how can a robot have a gender and go crazy? Hormonal malfunctions? What for?

Marvin the paranoid android.

Quantum12

posted on Sep, 17 2016 @ 04:10 PM
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a reply to: bilbous

LOL

awareness10

posted on Sep, 17 2016 @ 05:33 PM
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a reply to: Quantum12

Nice one!

Skid Mark

posted on Sep, 17 2016 @ 05:35 PM
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a reply to: Quantum12
That was funny, man. The pic was perfect for the story. The crazy robot reminded me of HAL from 2001 A Space Odyssey.

Quantum12

posted on Sep, 17 2016 @ 05:39 PM
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a reply to: awareness10

Thank you!

Quantum12

posted on Sep, 17 2016 @ 05:40 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

Lol thank you Skid Mark!

Skid Mark

posted on Sep, 17 2016 @ 06:04 PM
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a reply to: Quantum12
We came, we saw, they sent us home. Bummer. LOL

Quantum12

posted on Sep, 18 2016 @ 12:22 PM
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a reply to: Quantum12

I forgot to add we had a massive food fight. The Martians won.