4 wheeling with my sons father through some woods by the river.... with our friend... on his moms moped...... and our 6 month old puppy. let the games
begin: (we were all in our 20's. well we still are. Early 20's though.)
1st. I tell our buddy hes going way to fast on his moms moped, we are not on trails, we are in the woods. You're going to get hurt or break
>> Doesn't listen, wipes out, breaks the mirrors off his moms moped. OOPS
2nd. I tell my sons father, that's a cliff right there past the bushes, stop going that way, I know you, and I know what you're about to do. Stop.
>> Doesn't listen, drives through the bushes, off a 30 ft cliff. I look over the bushes to see him in front of the ATV that is now flipping over and
over right towards him. LUCKILY it flipped right OVER him and down into the stream.
3rd. I tell my sons father, don't throw our dog off the cliff into the stream. Why would you even think this is a thing that should be done? Shes
loves to swim and is crazy yes, but don't do that!
>> Doesn't listen, throws our puppy over the ledge, she super man dives into the stream, and as she is running back up the hill to get to us to jump
again, I kick him down the cliff.
What a wonderful day full of stupidity that was.
Last one. Last summer, in my backyard in my Summer Waves pool we just set up, with my 1 year old son. Sister comes over for a bit to see her nephew
and what not.
1st. Sister says she has to go now, we all say bye, sister leaves.
>> I hear what sounds like a house collapsing, or a bunch of metal colliding. Sounds horrific. Immidieatly my body tells me "YOUR SISTER IS IN TROUBLE
GO NOW" I jumped somehow straight out of the pool over the edge and RAN out front to see WHAT?!
My sisters yaris upside down in the middle of the road. She made it 10 feet from my driveway, clipped a parked car, RAMPED OFF that parked car, and
was upside down in the middle of the road.
Nice neighbor across the street hears this, sees it, and as I'm running toward my sisters car, she comes running outside, rips the door open and
starts dragging my sister out..... Other neighbors (we have like 50 neighbors and 100 kids on our street and we live in the culdesac where the kids
don't really play thank the universe) start running over, "Don't worry" they said, "we called the police and an ambulance already so she can make a
Great! Cool! I THOUGHT. So I call my dad (hes a LEO ) Calmly explain that "Dad, don't panic, catherine is FINE, but she totaled your car, and its
upside down in the middle of the road in front of my house" So hes like WHAT?! WTF?! "Yeah, idk what she was doing just get here"
So I thought that was that.... nope, sister had some "valuables" in her car that she didn't want anyone to see, so here I am on my hands and knees
crawling around in a flipped vehicle gathering her party favors while my neighbors are trying to figure out why the hell I'm in such a dangerous
position and are telling me to get out.
FINALLY I ask this dummy what the hell she was doing........ her response? "Putting on my seatbelt."
SO THE MORAL OF THAT DUMB STORY IS: Put your seat-belt on BEFORE you pull away from the curb.
So there are 2 stupid stories.