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The Moon Fell In China

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posted on Sep, 15 2016 @ 05:49 PM
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A Moon Balloon Blown by a Typhoon Is Terrorizing China


According to local reports, the moon is loose in the Chinese city of Fuzhou, traveling down highways and rolling over cars and people. The moon terrorizing Fuzhou is a large balloon, part of the city's annual Mid-Autumn Moon Festival, that escaped and is now being blown across the city. Check out video from China Xinhua News:


Lets see, a moon balloon is rolling around terrorizing China and they do not know how to stop it? Hmmm. They kill whales with harpoons, they chop off heads with swords, they hibachi the crap out of everything with knives, gee, not a soldier anywhere with a bayonet? Stick it with something sharp you morons.




posted on Sep, 15 2016 @ 05:54 PM
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Stick it with something sharp you morons.


The tiniest prick will do!
edit on 15-9-2016 by OneGoal because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 15 2016 @ 06:13 PM
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originally posted by: searcherfortruth
They kill whales with harpoons,


That's Japan.


...they chop off heads with swords,


That's also Japan (or rather, it used to be)


...they hibachi the crap out of everything with knives,


Japan again (Hint: The word "hibachi" is Japanese).


gee, not a soldier anywhere with a bayonet?


Why would soldiers with bayonets be in the middle of a city?


Stick it with something sharp you morons.


Under the circumstances, you might want to be careful who you're calling "moron".

Pretty hilarious video, though. Thanks for sharing!



posted on Sep, 15 2016 @ 06:26 PM
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a reply to: searcherfortruth

It Nibiruoon!



posted on Sep, 15 2016 @ 09:22 PM
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Saw this on live leak earlier. The video cuts away when it almost hits the person on the scooter, too bad...

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posted on Sep, 15 2016 @ 09:27 PM
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Yeah, I got a chuckle out of it but they ain't laughin in Taiwan.

190 mph winds.

A guy on a scooter got clotheslined by what looked like a flying billboard, ok that was kinda funny, tho.

I'm deplorable. Sigh.





posted on Sep, 15 2016 @ 09:29 PM
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originally posted by: AnonymousTi
Saw this on live leak earlier. The video cuts away when it almost hits the person on the scooter, too bad...


Scooters and typhoons don't mix.

We were lucky it made almost a 90 degree turn north or it would have hit us.





posted on Sep, 16 2016 @ 09:42 AM
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All I know is that The Prisoner/Number 6 should watch his back:



-- Be seeing you!



posted on Sep, 16 2016 @ 01:31 PM
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originally posted by: Saint Exupery

originally posted by: searcherfortruth
They kill whales with harpoons,


That's Japan.


...they chop off heads with swords,


That's also Japan (or rather, it used to be)


...they hibachi the crap out of everything with knives,


Japan again (Hint: The word "hibachi" is Japanese).


gee, not a soldier anywhere with a bayonet?


Why would soldiers with bayonets be in the middle of a city?


Stick it with something sharp you morons.


Under the circumstances, you might want to be careful who you're calling "moron".

Pretty hilarious video, though. Thanks for sharing!


China decapitates, too. You think Japan cornered that?

China has the largest whale slaughterhouse in the world.

Chinese Hibachi Buffet. Just because it is a Japanese word does not mean China doesn't do it.

Keeping order maybe?

You are right though, I do have to broaden my list for morons!



posted on Sep, 16 2016 @ 01:54 PM
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Already posted here

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