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Ode to Zika dude (or dudette)

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posted on Sep, 13 2016 @ 04:38 PM
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Oh how we love you.
You brighten up our day.
Who else, but you,
could take our Zika away?




posted on Sep, 13 2016 @ 04:40 PM
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originally posted by: TerryDon79
Oh how we love you.
You brighten up our day.
Who else, but you,
could take our Zika away?

Thank you on behalf of all us"Zikaphobes".



posted on Sep, 13 2016 @ 04:41 PM
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a reply to: TerryDon79

Terry i dont even...

This is too funny.



posted on Sep, 13 2016 @ 04:42 PM
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a reply to: TerryDon79

There once was a mapper of Zika
Whose life never went deeper
About our health he appeared to care
But his constant posting gave us a scare
May a mosquito fly up his keister





edit on 13-9-2016 by AugustusMasonicus because: networkdude has no beer



posted on Sep, 13 2016 @ 04:44 PM
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a reply to: TerryDon79

A worm in the burger, leaves many tummies feeling bad
To the service counter we go, fuming and mad
We shout and complain, and say, 'look! A worm in the meat!'
But with a smile and wink, Mcdonald's will say
'Here. Have another. Our treat!'

--dedicated to worm burger spammer



posted on Sep, 13 2016 @ 04:44 PM
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Wow. Just wrote my own Zika ode and then there's this!
Great minds infected with the Zika think alike...



posted on Sep, 13 2016 @ 04:44 PM
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a reply to: TerryDon79

I nominate you for writer status !!!!




posted on Sep, 13 2016 @ 04:44 PM
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Odes are so last year. It's Pokemon Go time. A Zikachu:






posted on Sep, 13 2016 @ 04:45 PM
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a reply to: TDawg61

You're very welcome and I'm glad I could be of service.




posted on Sep, 13 2016 @ 04:45 PM
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a reply to: TerryDon79

If I may be so bold as to expound on your prose....

If not for your Zika map,
the world would not know how to find this disease.
X marks the spot,
Where the treasure-virus is found with great ease.

Thank you, Zika dude or dudette!



posted on Sep, 13 2016 @ 04:46 PM
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originally posted by: OneGoal
a reply to: TerryDon79

Terry i dont even...

This is too funny.


Who's trying to be funny?

Zika dude (or dudette) is like a super hero that just won't die and has no weakness.



posted on Sep, 13 2016 @ 04:47 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

That sounds like it might itch.




posted on Sep, 13 2016 @ 04:48 PM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

There's nothing wrong with added protein.

And, apparently, worm burgers are a thing *retch*



posted on Sep, 13 2016 @ 04:49 PM
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a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

I've been infected with all sorts. I'm like the modern day, walking petri dish.



posted on Sep, 13 2016 @ 04:51 PM
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a reply to: xuenchen

I would like to thank my mum, dad, sister, wife, dog, fishes, ATS, but most of all....Zika dude (or dudette)!



posted on Sep, 13 2016 @ 04:51 PM
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a reply to: intrepid

They've infected Pokemon?!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!



posted on Sep, 13 2016 @ 04:52 PM
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a reply to: TerryDon79

Just make sure you get your $10 gift card after you retch



posted on Sep, 13 2016 @ 04:53 PM
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a reply to: MotherMayEye

That's got a certain "pirates of the carribean" feel.

I like it!



posted on Sep, 13 2016 @ 04:56 PM
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It's the Zikapocalyse and we're writing poetry and making jokes?Oh the humanity...



posted on Sep, 13 2016 @ 04:57 PM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

But that means eating (or even thinking) about another one!

Guess who was stupid enough to google "worm burger"?

Me! *shudders*




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