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Subject: Trump and the Pope
Trump & The Pope Seeking a weekend break from his campaign rallies;
Donald Trump jetted to his yacht, which was docked off the coast of
He invited Pope Francis and the press corps on board for a Saturday
afternoon cruise. It was a rather windy day. The Pope's little hat,
his zucchetto, was blown from his head and into the water. A crewman
began lowering a boat to retrieve the zucchetto.
Trump told the crewman not to bother. Trump climbed down the yacht's
ladder; walked across the waves, picked up the zucchetto; walked back
to the yacht and handed it to the Pope.
The Pope and the press corps were amazed! Donald Trump could actually
walk on water!
Speculation immediately began as to how ABC, CNN, NBC, ABC, The
Washington Post and New York Times would report this miraculous event
to the rest of the world. The next morning the New York Times
headline read . . . DONALD TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!