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Alex Jones Uncovers Pickle-Gate

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posted on Sep, 10 2016 @ 11:54 AM
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In this video Alex Jones, a grown man, display's in his inability to open a jar of pickles. I believe the only explanation is that Alex is terminally ill. Can we all please take a moment to pray for Alex.

I love you

Harry
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posted on Sep, 10 2016 @ 12:04 PM
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LOL

The Hillary fake jar opening.

It was so obvious.



This is now a major international issue that requires intervention and negotiation efforts by Kofi Annan.



posted on Sep, 10 2016 @ 12:05 PM
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a reply to: TheAmazingYeti

Compelling video!

He's correct. The jar pops. The pickles crunch.

It's part of the classic Valsic experience.

pop, pop, pop.....


That parody just goes to show how phony the whole Hillary pickle jar opening episode was.



posted on Sep, 10 2016 @ 12:07 PM
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a reply to: TheAmazingYeti


Well this just solved another issue.

The green thing that Hillary spit into the water was a mini pickle.




posted on Sep, 10 2016 @ 12:08 PM
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That was hilarious, thanks!



posted on Sep, 10 2016 @ 12:15 PM
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I can't believe that whether or not a person can open a jar of pickles has become part of our political dialogue. I hope we regain our sanity before the 2020 hoopla begins.



posted on Sep, 10 2016 @ 12:16 PM
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a reply to: TheAmazingYeti

what in the world did I just watch?

haha


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I can't believe that whether or not a person can open a jar of pickles has become part of our political dialogue. I hope we regain our sanity before the 2020 hoopla begins.


wait what?

oh god..

actually gotta give it to alex... I don't think hillary opened the pickles.. Hope I'm not opening a box of worms here..


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posted on Sep, 10 2016 @ 12:30 PM
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OK...it's settled. Alex has too much time on his hands.
Also, not to be persnickity, but he referred to it as a 'can' of pickles.



posted on Sep, 10 2016 @ 12:40 PM
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a reply to: ColeYounger
Referring to a pickle jar as a can harkens back to putting up preserves.
I'm from/in the south and preserving vegetables, jams, pickles was/is called "canning".


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posted on Sep, 10 2016 @ 12:44 PM
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a reply to: grubblesnert

It must be a regional thing. We do a lot of canning in my neck of the woods, but we still call them "jars."

Back to the OP...the more I see this, the funnier it becomes! "Pickle-truthers!"



posted on Sep, 10 2016 @ 12:52 PM
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Dumb

and

Dumb





posted on Sep, 10 2016 @ 12:53 PM
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originally posted by: ColeYounger
a reply to: grubblesnert

It must be a regional thing. We do a lot of canning in my neck of the woods, but we still call them "jars."

Back to the OP...the more I see this, the funnier it becomes! "Pickle-truthers!"


Learn something new every day:

www.merriam-webster.com...



Full Definition of can

1
: a usually cylindrical receptacle:
a : a vessel for holding liquids; specifically : a drinking vessel
b : a usually metal typically cylindrical receptacle usually with an open top, often with a removable cover, and sometimes with a spout or side handles (as for holding milk or trash)
c : a container (as of tinplate) in which products (as perishable foods) are hermetically sealed for preservation until use
d : a jar for packing or preserving fruit or vegetables


I had no idea..


but that video is pure genious.. I can't help myself.. Pop pop pop

bahahaha
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posted on Sep, 10 2016 @ 12:55 PM
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a reply to: ColeYounger

We've gone from binders full of women to jars of pickles.



posted on Sep, 10 2016 @ 12:58 PM
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a reply to: Kali74

Don't count on regaining sanity by 2020. Have you forgotten about the leftist indoctrination in public education?

By then, the left will decide that people shouldn't have a say in elections. That will all be handled by super-duper-diddly-do-delegates.



posted on Sep, 10 2016 @ 01:02 PM
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originally posted by: Bobaganoosh
a reply to: Kali74

Don't count on regaining sanity by 2020. Have you forgotten about the leftist indoctrination in public education?




You have wondered so far off the reservation do you need a map to make it back? There have been many books written about the anti-intellectualism of the right but I realize your kind do not take kindly to facts....

Sad so very sad.



posted on Sep, 10 2016 @ 01:04 PM
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The way to open that can is to hit the lid three times on a hard surface:

Whack! Turn Whack! Turn. Whack!

Then it will POP when the lid is turned. Old husband's tale, but it works. Try it next time you get a recalcitrant can, er, jar.



posted on Sep, 10 2016 @ 01:08 PM
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Can we all please take a moment to pray for Alex.

Would you hate me if instead I perform a blood sacrifice to hasten his demise?


K~



posted on Sep, 10 2016 @ 01:11 PM
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a reply to: aethertek

I don't believe in such things but if you can make it happen...




posted on Sep, 10 2016 @ 01:18 PM
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a reply to: TheAmazingYeti

Um... Yea.

I'm not for religion based education.

On the flip side, how many intellectual conversations have you witnessed among school aged kids lately. These kids are unprepared for the world that is rushing at them.

Might as well be teaching them that they can physically fly on their eighteenth birthdays.



posted on Sep, 10 2016 @ 01:27 PM
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originally posted by: Bobaganoosh
a reply to: TheAmazingYeti

On the flip side, how many intellectual conversations have you witnessed among school aged kids lately. These kids are unprepared for the world that is rushing at them.




I realize intellectual conversations about public policy probably doesn't happen very often in Texas. But seriously how often are you conversing with pre-teens? If you actually talk to one, rather than, you know, writing them off as unintelligent little brats, you might be amazed at how much they absorb regarding the world around them. They do have fully functioning brains, ears, and mouths.

I'm sorry for your state. Texas places 43rd among states in national education ranking I hope it improves in the future under Hillary Clinton.

I love you,

Harry.



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