The Shed 11

a reply to: ksiezyc


Yikes, scary! You can't even cross the damned street without worrying about being attacked.


Ok...movies.

a reply to: JinMI

Officer: Papers!
Q: Scissors! I win! VroooooooMs away!

a reply to: Skid Mark

What a disturbingly awesome photo!!!

...even if it is to fend off foreign gasses!

a reply to: awareness10

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Q: *Holds up his booze* You could smell it?!?!?!

a reply to: JinMI
I forget where I found it or why. I like it though.

a reply to: Night Star
Not be attacked, but hell they're just a big crowd riding through when they shouldn't...and occupying the whole street, not some this piece. It was interesting nevertheless.

Movies?

a reply to: ksiezyc

yeah sounds like more idiots to me. You need to carry a tshirt with you for moments like these!

originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: awareness10

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Q: *Holds up his booze* You could smell it?!?!?!

bahahaha...

A magician walks down an alley and turns into a bar.

a reply to: awareness10

I really do. I'm going to be wearing it more often. It's interesting to see the reactions people have. The only negative ones were from young people.

My buddies "Hillary for Prison 2016" shirt came today. I've never seen him so happy.

a reply to: JinMI

Awesome, may he wear it with Pride!

a reply to: ksiezyc

It's disturbing how backwards the young people are today in comparison to say the 1960's. In the 60's kids were anti gov. Now they're robots who would bend over at whim for the gov.

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!"

An Irishman walks out of a bar. Hey, it COULD happen!

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

a reply to: awareness10

I agree. Not all the youth, but I'd say 98-99% of them. It is sad. None have their own minds. I saw a paper on some small board while getting coffee today meant for college students, "Fight for a Socialist Future". Socialism is never good....

originally posted by: JinMI
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

The expectation of a highly rhetorical answer?

originally posted by: ksiezyc
a reply to: awareness10

I agree. Not all the youth, but I'd say 98-99% of them. It is sad. None have their own minds. I saw a paper on some small board while getting coffee today meant for college students, "Fight for a Socialist Future". Socialism is never good....

Yes not all are, but the majority sadly. One day they'll wake up older and realize how stupid they were while telling the younger generation who replaced them... 'You guys remind me of when i was young and stupid'. Oroboros!

a reply to: JinMI

Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

a reply to: awareness10

Two men walk into a bar.

One man orders H2O.

The other says, “I’ll have H2O too.”

The second man dies.

A horse walks into a bar
The bartender says
" Why the long face?"