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Newly Discovered Flatworm Is Named After Obama

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posted on Sep, 8 2016 @ 08:08 PM
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No, really. Apparently on of the discoverers is a fifth cousin or something and named the new Asian turtle parasite after him.


A new species of blood fluke was found infecting the lungs of turtles in Malaysia. This parasitic flatworm has been dubbed Baracktrema obamai, in honor of the President of the United States (who is the fifth cousin twice removed of one of the discovering scientists).


Nothing says filial love like when your cousin names a turtle blood fluke after you!

But I guess just like American history, now Malaysian turtles too will be stuck with Obama forever.




posted on Sep, 8 2016 @ 08:14 PM
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Excessively appropriate !!

Settled science.




posted on Sep, 8 2016 @ 08:17 PM
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If the shoe fits the worm.Seems about right me.



posted on Sep, 8 2016 @ 08:20 PM
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a reply to: ketsuko

Hahahahaha, if only my cousins loved me as much..



posted on Sep, 8 2016 @ 08:20 PM
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"In honor"...



posted on Sep, 8 2016 @ 08:26 PM
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That would be one of those times when you honestly would say, "Thanks, but honestly, you shouldn't have!"




posted on Sep, 8 2016 @ 08:29 PM
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Don't let any SJW's or BLM followers hear of this there'll be riots in the streets for naming a worm after a black man...

Just you wait for one SJW to come along and claim it signifies the white domination by relegating black people under the ground like worms



posted on Sep, 8 2016 @ 08:35 PM
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I would've thought a Fluke Worm would be more appropriate.



posted on Sep, 8 2016 @ 08:36 PM
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I had to check twice that this wasn't in the jokes, puns and pranks forum.

Too good!

Lol



posted on Sep, 8 2016 @ 08:39 PM
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a reply to: ketsuko

They dont happen to be colored green and tend to form gel like globules, do they?



posted on Sep, 8 2016 @ 08:42 PM
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#AllWormsMatter



posted on Sep, 8 2016 @ 08:50 PM
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...And so his legacy was written

Jesus, he is going to kill some folks again



posted on Sep, 8 2016 @ 08:56 PM
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Obama after he heard the news.




posted on Sep, 8 2016 @ 08:57 PM
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dp
edit on 8-9-2016 by DBCowboy because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 8 2016 @ 09:05 PM
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a reply to: ketsuko

Good. Now we won't have to put him on Mt. Rushmore.



posted on Sep, 8 2016 @ 09:26 PM
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a reply to: ketsuko

And some people say it with flowers...💖💕



posted on Sep, 8 2016 @ 09:42 PM
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A fluke is a fluke is a fluke.




posted on Sep, 8 2016 @ 09:47 PM
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originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
a reply to: ketsuko

They dont happen to be colored green and tend to form gel like globules, do they?


green globs like these?



posted on Sep, 8 2016 @ 10:12 PM
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a reply to: ketsuko

Picture of the "Obama Sandra Fluke Worm."




posted on Sep, 8 2016 @ 10:32 PM
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a reply to: Violater1

Oh Good Lord!! That was absolutely disgusting! And yet...as much as I despise Hilary Rod-Ham Clinton, I have to give her credit for the artful and skilled lung chunk disposal maneuver!



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