posted on Sep, 4 2016 @ 07:36 PM
Do you remember where you were when Michael Jackson died? No? Okay, I'm not surprised. I do, though. I was on my way to a huge summer concert. The
mayor of the host city attempted to have 20,000 drunk people chant, "We love you Michael. Michael Jackson is a legend!" in unison... it didn't work
out so well.
Anyways, some people loved MJ, and some people think he was a dirty old pedophile with an impressive house/lure.
Now, some people think he's reemerged after faking his death...he didn't mean to, but they've caught him regardless.
His daughter, Paris Jackson posted this image on her Instagram:
Notice the blob with a hat in the backseat? No? Look a little closer.
It's actually Michael Jackson...or so says someone who altered the photo to reveal Blob With Hats face.
Or...they've just superimposed it there because celebrity death hoaxes are key to the Christmas bonuses of everyone at The National Enquirer et. al.
Enjoy speculating if you're a true believer. Obviously, this is a very tongue in cheek post, but I won't judge anyone.