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posted on Sep, 4 2016 @ 12:23 PM
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originally posted by: TerryDon79
You mean you actually liked it from the beginning?


Well, not from the beginning per se, that part sucked, more like the middle when the girls showed up.

Now they're all gone and I'm stuck here with you.




posted on Sep, 4 2016 @ 12:25 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TerryDon79
You mean you actually liked it from the beginning?


Well, not from the beginning per se, that part sucked, more like the middle when the girls showed up.
I like turtles....I mean.....I like turtles!

Damn it!

I like girls!


Now they're all gone and I'm stuck here with you.
I can put a dress on if you want? I've got facial hair, but you can just pretend I'm an older woman.



posted on Sep, 4 2016 @ 12:25 PM
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a reply to: TerryDon79

My favorite thread of yours was. . .

It's important to use big words correctly, or else you'll look Chrysanthemum



posted on Sep, 4 2016 @ 12:27 PM
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originally posted by: TerryDon79
I can put a dress on if you want? I've got facial hair, but you can just pretend I'm an older woman.


If I wanted a chick with hair I woulda called Blupblup.



posted on Sep, 4 2016 @ 12:28 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

That one was blooming fantastic. Thanks for noticing.




posted on Sep, 4 2016 @ 12:29 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TerryDon79
I can put a dress on if you want? I've got facial hair, but you can just pretend I'm an older woman.


If I wanted a chick with hair I woulda called Blupblup.


So I'm not good enough anymore?

Gives me hope then shoots me down



posted on Sep, 4 2016 @ 12:30 PM
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originally posted by: TerryDon79
So I'm not good enough anymore?

Gives me hope then shoots me down


I have my reputation as a man whore to protect here.



posted on Sep, 4 2016 @ 12:34 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TerryDon79
So I'm not good enough anymore?

Gives me hope then shoots me down


I have my reputation as a man whore to protect here.


What about my reputation of being a Freemason? I need to keep up that illusion by fraternising with other Freemasons. Even if it involves dresses and waxing.



posted on Sep, 4 2016 @ 12:35 PM
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Augustus, does the GM of New Jersey know about this????












Never Mind. He's in one of the links....












Carry on --------------------------------->



posted on Sep, 4 2016 @ 12:35 PM
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originally posted by: TerryDon79
What about my reputation of being a Freemason? I need to keep up that illusion by fraternising with other Freemasons. Even if it involves dresses and waxing.


Hmmm. This logic is unassailable. I relent, you can be my Bottom B again.



posted on Sep, 4 2016 @ 12:37 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Benevolent Heretic
You know what they say... Pictures or...


Yeah, Spongey! Post those pictures.

Then I'll post mine....



Okay okay...

But I'm only giving you my ass shot.

And pretend you can't see the 'stache... I ran out of wax strips that morning.






I know I know, I have to beat the marriage proposals off with a Louisville Slugger.

Every.
Damn.
Day.




posted on Sep, 4 2016 @ 12:37 PM
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originally posted by: NightFlight

Augustus, does the GM of New Jersey know about this????


When I ran into Walter recently to pick up my check he said, and I quote, 'You really are an idiot, aren't you?'



posted on Sep, 4 2016 @ 12:37 PM
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originally posted by: TerryDon79

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TerryDon79
So I'm not good enough anymore?

Gives me hope then shoots me down


I have my reputation as a man whore to protect here.


What about my reputation of being a Freemason? I need to keep up that illusion by fraternising with other Freemasons. Even if it involves dresses and waxing.


Augustus isn't a freemason.

He is a cheapmason, but not free.



posted on Sep, 4 2016 @ 12:37 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TerryDon79
What about my reputation of being a Freemason? I need to keep up that illusion by fraternising with other Freemasons. Even if it involves dresses and waxing.


Hmmm. This logic is unassailable. I relent, you can be my Bottom B again.


Yay!

Back in a while, I'm going to go buy a new girl....I mean...girl!

For crying out loud!

A new TURTLE!



posted on Sep, 4 2016 @ 12:38 PM
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a reply to: CranialSponge

My God.

You are just as stunning as when I first remember getting pulled into orbit around you.



posted on Sep, 4 2016 @ 12:38 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: TerryDon79

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TerryDon79
So I'm not good enough anymore?

Gives me hope then shoots me down


I have my reputation as a man whore to protect here.


What about my reputation of being a Freemason? I need to keep up that illusion by fraternising with other Freemasons. Even if it involves dresses and waxing.


Augustus isn't a freemason.

He is a cheapmason, but not free.


I've heard he was quite expensive. A dearmason?



posted on Sep, 4 2016 @ 12:45 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus



My God.

You are just as stunning as when I first remember getting pulled into orbit around you.


Is that what it is ??

And here I thought it was my flowery aromatic pit spray that drew them in like flies...



posted on Sep, 4 2016 @ 12:47 PM
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originally posted by: CranialSponge
Is that what it is ??

And here I thought it was my flowery aromatic pit spray that drew them in like flies...


No, no, no, don't get me wrong, I mean you do smell like a lady.

It's just happens to be one that teleported here from the Dark Ages when indoor plumbing was considered sorcery.



posted on Sep, 4 2016 @ 02:37 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

1st of all. I AM NOT IN THIS THREAD AT ALL WTF I AM SO JEALOUS AND HURT I HATE YOU.

JK ily.

2ndly, CranialSponge delivered her photos (she's very beautiful it makes me feel inferior and insecure omg I hate myself and her and everyone omg). Now I'm waiting to see your stroking photo's. TY in advance.



posted on Sep, 4 2016 @ 02:39 PM
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a reply to: geezlouise

Well, there was your thread in the Dreams and Predictions forum:

I see myself boiling a rabbit in your kitchen. Does that make me crazy?



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